• Brad's bummed people are picking on Angie. I've got a solution, dude: go chill on your $268 million yacht and tell the world to eat your wildly rich shit. [DListed]
• Desperate Housewives live for shit like this. [PopSugar]
• Warring to decide who first printed that Jared Leto's mediocre in the sack. [Jossip]
• You've gotta feel slightly bad for him at this point. [INO]
• Reg is coming back, baby! [HR]
• Paris is afraid jail time might taint her image. Umm, Paris, people are still taking pictures of you everywhere you go and you have a sex tape out, alleged venereal diseases, publicized pictures of your rampant drug abuse and video evidence of you dancing around while screaming "nigger." As much as it pains me to say it, jail isn't going to taint your image. [IDLYITW]
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Ugh, I hate Paris. I hope she gets jail time but I have no faith in the system. Just one day? Please. Pretty please with sugar on top?? Give that heifer one damn day. fuck i hate her. Make an example out of her. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
First of all:
Dang, that yacht of the Jolie Pitts sounds amazing!!! Totally unfathomable to me.
Also, Paris should do jail time. If she eludes a due sentence just because she's freaking Paris Hilton, then that's pretty messed up.
And another thing. Poor Sanjaya. I don't think he's that bad. I agree with something Mary J. Blige said about people making him to seem way worse than he is. (I'm a classically trained singer by the way. Just saying I'm not tone deaf.) I don't know why people get so much joy out of watching someone(a teenage boy following his dream) feel bad about himself. I hope he sticks in there and improves to the point of earning himself a great career. Maybe a little humility in the beginning will do him good for the long haul.
And you're absolutely positive he bought a yacht? Because of course you wouldn't make such a dumb and sarcastic remark unless you were absolutely sure, right?
I feel for Sanjaya.
I feel bad for Sanjaya too. He wouldn't have made it to the Top 12 if he couldn't sing AT ALL the way people are acting. People need to let up. How are people going to feel if (god forbid) he kills himself after this?? Seriously. How much can one person take?? He is very brave. If it was me. I would have quit by now. I wouldn't be able to stand the pressure. That last show - you could just see the other contestants PRAYING it was Sanjaya in the bottom 2. The look on their faces when it wasn't was just HORRIBLE. It's like - JUST SHUT IT. Count your blessings. What is he?? Delaying you a WEEK?? So what if he wins?? Get a life. He isn't stealing your dream people. Make your own dream. ugh. I was sooo pissed.
Damn the wonk is in full force in that pic! That bitch should spend time in jail just like everyone else.
Unfortunately, If Paris does get the jail time she deserves, then Nicole will get jail time too. That could only mean- The Simple Life-jail. It would Paris & Nicole laughing about how they're in jail and they would bring their dogs and cute pillows to jail. Blah blah blah.