• Happy birthday, Suri Cruise. Only three more years until the indoctrination really starts to sink in! [NYDN]
• No, Posh, hourglass figure is attractive. Hourglass cleavage is weird. [HT]
• It would have been too easy if it ended with the DNA test. Now Birkhead's gay. [Yeeeah]
• Upskirts with panties are 12.8 percent less trashy. [CityRag]
• Christina Ricci needs a babysitter to tell her not to buy any more furs. That's not a joke, and there should go your crush on her. [ICYDK]
• Coney Island perfume smells like the bearded lady! Mmmmmm. [Jossip]
• Ryan Phillippe and Deacon. Clergy names for babies are odd. [PopSugar]
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A year older… but not any closer to the cuteness that is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
Didn't Suri look waaaay cuter in her Vanity Fair debut? Could they have photoshopped her then? Seriously. Babies don't go through their ugly phases at 1 year old.
And Brit's undies look like granny panties or tummy control bloomers. What's her deal?
okay becca ur nuts, they r both too cute, and i think lil suri might even be cutter, man that lil girl is so darling , and i am starting to believe that it is tom's i mean u know it's Katies look at the nose. but she has Tom's eyes, or somthin when i look at her i c Tom and i didn't want to cuz u know we all thought it was that Kline guys kid
Nah, not nuts. Just sarcasm.
Dama Mama, this isn't anything against you… Am I getting old, because that compu type is driving my ass nuts. Why is it so hard to spell out words? I didn't like it back in the day when Prince did it, and I don't like it now. Or would that be "i dont like it now"? What's so hard about hitting a shift button? Come on!