• What are you guys, fucking Wilson from Home Improvement? [ONTD]
• It's gross, but keep in mind that it could have been much grosser. [DListed]
• I can't resist a Vada Sultenfuss reference. [BWE]
• Want an iPod signed by Britney Spears? No? Just think of it as a slightly damaged iPod, then. Now you want it. [INO]
• Love Hewitt shilling for Hanes. [ICYDK]
• How does someone with such an easy target of a name (Nick La-gay, Dick Lachey, Dick La-gay) not learn how to verbally defend themselves in 6th grade? [Jossip]
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"who do you guys think you are Wilson from Home Improvement?"
FUCKING HILARIOUS. WHY CAN'T I COME UP WITH THIS SHIT.? I SERIOUSLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND EVEN TEXT'D A FRIEND TO LOOK AT IT. I HOPE SHE'S LAUGHING OUT LOUD. PROBLEM IS, IF SHE IS LAUGHING, IT'S PROBABLY AT ME. FUNNY SHIT I TELL YA. WILSON. HILARIOUS. WISH I COULD READ IT OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Gwynnie, it would have made more sense to cover those unsightly roots.
Brit's hawking a new scent? I'd call it a mixture of "clandestine booze, tears and the bitter disappointment of lost innocence." Bet it smells like stinky cowboy boots and sweaty wig/hat hair. Where can I get my free sample?