• Oscar nods roundup. Seriously, Ryan Gosling in Half Nelson is amazing. Seriously. [US]
• Here's some current Jared Leto shenanigans. [NYP]
• Thought it couldn't get any worse? Well, Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton have been asked to star in a reality show in which virginal men attempt to have sex. See, it just got worse. [WWTDD]
• A plastic surgeon has gone on record saying that he thinks Britney Spears has aged her body by ten years in only three. So she's in 2014!? The secret to time travel is booze and smokes, guys! [ASL]
• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams married or splitsville? [TheBosh]
• Peter Doherty not pissing his life away. [NYT]
• Heather Mills says that she never asked for $63 mill. "All I want," she claims, "is the pound of flesh I'm rightfully owed." [People]
Editor
Gosling looks like Edward Norton's evil pervy twin in that pix.
Was that last one an amputee joke?
Paris Hilton's show should be called "The Herpes Simplex Life"
Oscar nods this year are a joke.
Ryan & Forest are deserving. But, some of the others were a JOKE.
Ridiculous Oversights:
Brad Pitt (who is usually mediocre at best) gave the performance of his life in Babel. An asian girl showed her madame for 6 minutes and was nominated over him. (?)
Annette Bening deserved a nom for Running With Scissors.
As did Maggie Gyllenhaal in Sherry Baby.
It's pathetic.