Cord! Stop making me laugh!

I swear, when I saw the wax figure of JT, I thought the same thing: better than the real thing.

All (more) of JT's sexiness, none of the arrogance. I can dig it.

Mo(ra)llyGood: My dear young lady, you are a moral paragon to us all. The adroitness with which you find fault in others allows us to sniff out and cauterise that within ourselves which one day might escape into polite society. Moreover, the trenchant wit you deploy in order to spread your message permits what could otherwise be akin to Freudian sermonising a light and playful complexion. I adore your insights and I am going to be recommending you to my friends in high places for further vetting and analysis. Frankly, Madam, we need you at the top, not merely keeping an eye on those in the musical and visual arts but every heathen soul on a planet rapidly decaying to a Rabelasian inferno of immorality and vice. Onward Christian soldier! Semper fidelis, little sister.

I think have taken shits bigger than that little person.

"I Love New York makes me think that the Klan are producing programming for VH1. [DListed]"

I wholeheartedly agree!!!!!

Thank you. You have helped someone more than you could know.