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May 1, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 13 Responses
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    No. 1 kat says:

    Good! Maybe another anorexic actress is finally taking some steps in the right direction to help themselves–by EATING FOOD! C'mon Kiera, you can do it! Take the first bite, that's it–good girl!

    Posted: May 1, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    No. 2 bun bun says:

    riiiiiiight. i'm quite sure keira was being serious. cause it's not like it's easy to get fat. yeah, she's helping herself alright, she's helping herself have a fucking career. seriously, kat, you're an idiot.

    keep yer skinny ass skinny, keira! look at at kelly lebrock! you wanna end up beached on some crappy vh-1 show? hell no! people feel way more sorry for karen carpenter than they do kirstie ally.

    Posted: May 1, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    No. 3 Anon says:

    At least fat people seem happier than anos like Kiera, bun bun you prove that point.

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 12:37 am
    No. 4 bun bun says:

    fat people seem happy because of the broken capillaries in their cheeks. that jolly look you see - not so jolly. :(

    and if happy is wearing a bloody parachute as underwear, licking your own shoe, and waddling around with half a can of cargo all over your face, well, then i'd rather be a pouty little (as in skinny, mind) debbie downer. i may not look happy, but i'm laughing on the inside.

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 11:08 am
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    What's the matter bun bun…feeling guilty about not barfing up that lettuce you ate this morning?

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 11:14 am
    No. 6 Be Adequite! says:

    Nah I'm guessing Ditto found her Twinkie stash…

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
    No. 7 April says:

    Dont get me wrong.. i love me some The Gossip, and I love women who look like normal ppl (sized) in hollywood. But Beth Ditto is hardly a role Model. America Ferrara is a role model. Beth Ditto looks dangerously overweight - and im not saying she can help it, im saying ppl who CAN shouldn't idolize her for her weight. How about her wit, voice, or delightfully twisted sense of humor?

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    No. 8 GOD says:

    Beth Ditto was put on this earth to please me. Dangerously overweight, my ass. She works out more than most people I know who are skinny little bitches. You should see the bitch on stage to truly understand. And 5 out of 5 smart doctor's agree… a chunky girl who works out and gets her heart rate up is better than a skinny bitch who can barely stand. Keira chose a good ass role model to want to model after.

    Sexy and not afraid to jiggle that shit.

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    No. 9 bun bun says:

    if by working out you mean brushing her teeth with cotton candy. seriously, she looks like she eats a steady diet of high fructose and chubby kids.

    she SHOULD know where to get some drugs and loose that shit. if she really were HARDCORE her ass would have a healthy coke addiction going to loose those stubborn last 380 pounds.

    and i don't believe for a minute god wants to see shit being jiggled, that's really foul.

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    No. 10 gerard Vandenberg says:

    How come you're still alive. You don't eat so you will DIE soon, I suppose?

    Posted: May 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    No. 11 liz says:

    how can people actually argue she doesnt have a problem she looks so drained of energy and just sick. im not all about that lets be fat movement lo's trying to pull in the industry but come on lets just respect our bodies not slowly kill our selfs. it sadens me

    Posted: May 3, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    No. 12 bun bun says:

    you are all too funny. you don't care if an actress is so skinny her health is at risk. if you did you wouldn't see her damn movies. believe it or not, you're not really expressing your concern by posting comments like "oh, poor girl, she needs food" and "fat people are better people", no, you're just trying to sound smart to a bunch of strangers.

    keira needs to stay skinny because that's how she makes money. (oh, PLEASE tell me kathy bates is drowning in good rolls and money… well, she prolly is drowning in rolls of some sort…) and that fat blob with the bloody underwear is NOT the picture of health, thank you very much.

    and yes, keira is a big fat liar, but you can be one if you have a skinny little ass.

    so there.

    Posted: May 4, 2007 at 11:12 am
    No. 13 liz says:

    "believe it or not, you're not really expressing your concern by posting comments"

    hahahaha talk about trying to look smart in front of a bunch of strangers, seriously this site was made for people who are bored to have a way of expressing opinions and entertainment while sitting in front of a computer at work or watching their kids at home all day. and your little im better than everyone leaving comments speil is just as bad as what you bitching about. i dont know why so many people leave comments trying to put everyone eles down like they are better or something, your oviously taking the time to read all the comments and leave too arnt you? its all in fun and if you dont like it dont read it….

    Posted: May 4, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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