• I remember when Moose was saying this crap about you, Screech. You've changed, man. [BWE]

• According to time, Justin Timberlake shapes our world more than George W Bush. [Time]

• Everything's classy in Fiddy's house, says the real estate agent, "except the stripper poles." [Jossip]

• Jada swears Katie's not being held against her will, while also crossing her fingers so that those in the know will know she is speaking under duress. [ASL]

• Black girls don't go wild for free. [SH]