• See, your honor? She's a saint. [DListed]
• I'm guessing Snoop Dogg was not captain of the debate team. [SH]
• Borat was supposed to look like Freddy Mercury? [Glitterati]
• No more kids means more bar time. Score! [ASL]
• The answer is five. Five movies until they start highlighting the girl's boobs. [BWE]
• Oprah's for Obama. I say put Oprah on the ticket and run a "Double O for '08" campaign. That can't lose. [Jossip]
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So, I don't check this website for one day, and it's all different??? I feel like a deadbeat dad invited to my kid's high school graduation. But it's good.
The site looks pretty spiffy now! I feel so "official" now! YEAH CORD! Thank you for the "new look."
Holy Crap! I like it!
sweet baby jesus, you changed everything. purple was a good choice though!!
this new website is bullshit. i hate it. no reason to change from the original format. cord, i love your writing…but i fucking HATE what you've just done with the site. 800 thumbs down for you. yes, 800.
Ok! Having registered and returned, I like the layout! Except mayyybe the font on the headlines, but still. Change is good folks, embrace it!
I love it! Hopefully this will keep out those hideous spammers that have been ruining our fun lately.
I like it! It was time Cord made this is own site.. Molly's still good, but now its Cord's voice.
Snoop Dogg as captain of debate team sounds like a comedy sketch.
I wish he would just sit down already. And pull up a chair for Russell Simmons, too.