And her lips it seems…

you're such a bitch cord. i love it.

normal people like you and I get our feet swollen people like her gets their eyelids and lips swollen. Oh the price of fame. (sigh)

She has thankles.

Its okay, Christina. I know you won't unflattering for much longer. Viva la Aguilera!

(she is also a reason away from a crotch shot in that mini dress.)

That sure brings back memories and makes me grateful to not currently be impregnated. Oy.

Also, who wears heels when they're preggers? She should be rocking those boots of Brit Brit's

All things considered, I'd rather crawl into the sack with Xtina at the end of a long day than a party girl like, say, Amy Winehouse.
Viva Christina!

Or Lilo or Britney or Paris… Unless of course you wanted the gift that keeps on giving.

what is with all these hollywood girl wearing shirts as dresses? listen up girls! if a piece of clothing barely covers your crotch it is a shirt, not a dress.

this public service announcement brought to you by deimos.

deimos, what if your crotch is like, totally covered, and your ass is almost covered? Can I wear that?

only if you want people to compare you to britney and paris. i guess i'm just really tired of seeing their ass flaps all the time. i'm cranky, i shall go get coffee now.

Is that all it takes? I've been dancing on tables, driving recklessly, dating pizza boys and backup dancers, and all I had to do, this whole time, was wear a stupid dress? Guuuh.

Just fabulous. I've made countless sex tapes for nothing. FRIGGIN GREAT

yup. you should have just asked, i would have shared the secret with you hags ages ago.

I went and developed a coke habit and actually started to enjoy my black out drinking.

I need to get shopping, stat.

You know, at least she still takes time to put on that mask. That three-inch thick mask.

Now that I have time to elaborate:
Geez! It must be tremendously tiring, both mentally and physically, to try and uphold such a diligent, unwavering outer image. She's nearly nine month pregnant and still insists on wearing, as Kitchy aptly dubbed it, "the mask," the bleached hair, heels and PANTY HOSE! PANTY HOSE! WTF? No pregnant in a sound state of mind would be caught dead within a 10 mile radius of panty hose.
I think the see through dress speaks for itself. IT seems to be developing stretch marks from over-extension.
The girl needs to relax and loosen up a little, put on a big, comfy muumuu and prop those swollen feet up. And wash her face.

Oxymoron: Pregnant and sound state of mind in the same sentence.

I'm actually wondering if the panty hose are support hose for the swelling. She's REALLY swollen, and with a c-section scheduled for tomorrow (is it tomorrow?), I'm willing to bet she's got pre-eclampsia.

Oh man - I'm currently pregnant with my second baby. (and) I just feel bad for her. She's going through first time Mommy's syndrome. :-) All of us (most of us) eat too much during our first pregnancy and retain all sorts of water. Leave the girl alone. LOL. It's normal. I've learned my lesson - but I looked much the same way with my first child.

**For the record, pre-eclampsia is a pretty serious, life threatening pregnancy related disease. She probably has high blood pressure and is retaining quite a bit of water - but toximia is something far worse. Regular pregnancy bloating is more likely the culprit.

True, but regular pregnancy bloating doesn't generally (note - GENERALLY) create a need for a c-section. And they've stated that hers ran the chance of having to be moved up, which indicates something's up.

I know what pre-eclampsia is. :)

My pregnancy is really starting to depress me food wise, because I DO NOT want to end up looking as bloated as this girl does right now. My mother-in-law cooked a 16 lb. country ham for the 7 of us visiting her over the holidays, and then sent the leftovers home with us, so I was really bad and ate that stuff every day for about a week. Now my right arm is numb and my hands are swollen and tingly, from what the midwife told me yesterday is fluid retention in my shoulders pinching nerves (no protein in the urine and my blood pressure is great, thank goodness). It is still really hard to stay away from that ham, though…one of my favorite things to eat is thick chunks of country ham on jewish rye.

So, I'm trying to count my blessings. 8 weeks to go, I haven't had the first bout of heartburn yet, no hemmoroids, and I've measured right on target on each visit. If I can just make myself drink more water, hopefully I'll have less fluid retention.

tlatzoteotle, if it helps at all, I didn't bloat at all with 3 of mine. The last one I did, which struck me as funny because it was the only one where I avoided salt and all that.

:) Yes, that is very reassuring! The thought wouldn't bother me so much, but I have a round face with plump lips naturally. It's bad enough that my once-pretty little feet are looking more and more like rectangles.

I won't tell you what my nose did with all my pregnancies, though.

oh women. i lol'd, fo reals, at rectangular feet. I'm thankful everyday for being born with a penis.

oh.. and i'm sorry your feet are starting to resemble rectangles. :(

I think my uterus is defective, because I feel like ain't nothing, no how, worth some of the things I've heard about pregnancy on this site. I know for a lot of women, it's just worth it. I'd do it for like, world peace, but not much else. Maybe my baby will bring world peace.

I think mine are the biggest threat to world peace. But I'm ok with that.

Thanks, bkNoob, I'm dealing. It's just hard finding shoes to wear these days. I can't afford to go out and buy some that I'll only wear for 2 months.

I can't wait to see what sort of personality my son's going to have. His first 2 names are the names of my husband's grandfathers, and both coincidentally mean "army leader". Apparently they draw on the same root words, but one is Anglo-Saxon and the other is Germanic. We picked a third name to actually call him by, and that one happens to be a Norse battle god. This should be fun.

Whoa! Kitchy…your nose changes when your pregnant? Seriously? This is going to sound totally stupid, but I don't have kids and don't have the slightest clue about this sort of thing. Is Christina carrying the baby in her lips or in her belly? Seriously those things are huge! Do your lips get bigger when you're pregant? Lord help me, I can't afford for my lips to swell up, they are big enough as it is.

tla - Payless. Go up a size. They'll be fug, but they'll be comfortable.

blah, my nose did yeah. It spread both up and down and side to side. So did my lips. Sorry.

Oh. My. God. I didn't know they could do that! What the hell is going on in there? Nevermind, I don't want to know. I've heard pregnancy is kind of gross. Yes it's a beautiful thing blah blah blah, but I've heard your body is sort of like a weird bubbling cauldron of chemicals and hormones gone awry.

Let's pray Pedro looks like her and not her husband.. Have you see his lips and nose?

Doesn't your nose get bigger (more spread out) typically with boys? I'm sure it's some crazy old wives tale, but man…

Yeah, her thighs are getting a bit puffy, too…

When your lady asks you " Do I look good in this?…You don't think it makes me look fat?"
Sometimes honesty is the best policy. I know pregnant women are sometimes over sensitive about their bumps but someone should have told Christina…" No ..the dress does'nt suit you…and no you don't look fat.. but you do look fucking ridiculous….O…and tuck your belly button in…its freaking me out"

I thought you weren't allowed to dye your hair when you were pregnant? Am I wrong or is Xtina super irresponisble?