For the Love of Money

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After offering People magazine exclusive access to pictures of her baby, Max, for the unreasonable sum of $2 million, shrewd new mom Christina Aguilera immediately looked eastward for other markets in which she could pimp her son. UK magazine Hello! won the bidding war over the photos, while Max's soul continued to lose.

Feb 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses
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  • Comments (14)

    No. 1 yeahokay says:

    Could she refrain from trying to fuck the camera while holding her newborn? perhaps look at him lovingly till they yell cut.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    No. 2 Ruby Jackson says:

    He looks exactly like her, if she would take off her makeup. All doughy and pasty.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    No. 3 chelsea says:

    shes beautiful, and one of the great voices of our time.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    No. 4 Billy says:

    Which just goes to show….women in the U.K. are as hooked on pics of self-serving celebs as the suckers in the states.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    No. 5 Billy says:

    I hope Hello have some pics of Chritinas celeb cesarean scars to keep the men happy…..at least this one anyway.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    No. 6 eeks says:

    she has always been trash, and will always be. she's so ugly!

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    No. 7 blah says:

    The only possible reason I can see for doing this is to avoid all the media whores hounding them around the house waiting to catch a peek at the kid. Remember when Tom and Katie kept Suri out of the spotlight for months? They said that the baby didn't exist, was an alien, or there was something wrong with her. I'm hoping that she's only doing this to avoid future stalkerazzi.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    No. 8 Mrs. Fiesty says:

    Thank Christ she wasn't in her usual sad-clown makeup. I guess the hubby told her to rein that shit in for fear of that poor kid having nightmares about his own mother.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    No. 9 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Think I can get her to spring for my daughter's college fund now?

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    No. 10 tina says:

    I agree with yeahokay. She is looking at the camera like shes trying to fuck it. She tries so hard to get attention and she thinks she is so great and shes so plain

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    I'm a sucker for a baby. I want to hooooold him and smell his little baby head. Awww, come to juju.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    No. 12 lale says:

    I think this chick is so lovely, and don't understand all the makeup. I'm seriously distracted by her fake eyelashes, which are about as big as the boy. I realize they went for the "natural" look, but shouldn't there be less cover and more mothering? I don't know…

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:45 am
    No. 13 chelsea says:

    A STAR IS BORN

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:56 am
    No. 14 chelsea says:

    I can't get over how beautiful she is,I don't even notice the baby.

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:58 am
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