I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Cute. But you know she did actually confirm it in an interview about a month ago, right?

Hey speaking of. Did Halle ever confirm?

I think this is a pretty gross photoshoot, by the way. Not the shoot itself, I love and have what I consider tasteful nude pictures of myself with all four pregnancies.

However, none are airbrushed within an inch of their life.

she talks about being knocked up in this interview so i don't really get the headline here.

Are all magazines these days making sly references to their sub-headlines?

I think the Aguilera photo is complements the "Tanning Bleaching Botoxing: Are you Obsessed?" headlines way too well for that to be a coincidence. Or, shit, it's marie claire… it's probably a coincidence.

I assume Bunnie's making a joke about how long it took her to confirm even while obviously pregnant, deimos. It just would've been a lot funnier if done when she actually hadn't confirmed yet.

i second that kitchy, now the joke just comes off as akward. oh well, cord gets a E for effort.

I wonder how long it takes for her staff to get that make up off her face?

She's wearing make-up??

Maybe you guys would know… isn't it harmful to colour your hair while you're pregnant? I assume there must be ways, or else there would have been tabloid outrage.

Or maybe that's her natural hair colour.

the doctor told my sister it was ok to color her hair while she was knocked up so i'm assuming it's ok.

Yeah, haircoloring has been allowed for quite awhile now. I wasn't allowed with my first two, but by the time I had my third, it was fine. Just don't do it in an enclosed area, the fumes will make ya puke.

I guess that's what happens when you pick up your pregnancy information in the schoolyard. Thanks guys.

feel free to go forth and procreate without giving up your hair dye.

I love the headline "How I learned to love the mother I hated" being positioned right at her belly.

I don't colour my hair, and I'm not pregnant. But when I am, I will, just cause I can. Science is awesome.

That's a good plan. See if you can find some hair color with lead.

That's something else they taught me on the playground. Eat pencils, they're good for you.

DEMI MOORE SHE'S NOT.

Oh, Cord, always a joker with the pregnant women.
On another note, what a relief that she seems to be having a boy - the kid might grow up misguided about what future girlfriends are supposed to look like, but at least it won't start getting its eyebrows waxed and dyed at the tender age of five or so.

juju, did you see the big news story last night about Sam Moon and Walmart having all the lead jewelry…apparently, we've been living with it for ages now.

I did see it. My friend loves to shop at Sam Moon. I hate it. I immediately get a green ring around my neck just looking at the jewlery. She's going to rip some people a new asshole when she gets my email. Ha.

Luckily I also don't buy any jewlery from there either. But it's sad to think of all the toys I let my kids play with. Damn Fisher Price and their, Tickle Me Lead Elmo.

Thomas and his Lead Friends wrecked havoc on my world…

I am so sick of these nude pregnant magazine spreads. I understand a woman wanting to have pics taken while pregnant, but they should be private- NOT for Marie Claire, Vanity Fair or any other magazine.

I hate tiny little women who get that adorable little bump instead of blowing up like a beached whale. Life is just not fair.

they probably airbrushed the bump.

How is that not confirming. She simply stated that she thought issuing a statement wasn't needed and I agree. I always find the announcements a bit unnecessary

My friend Jodi was the hotness before she got pregnant. It was almost sad. She was the kind that got wider rather than get that cute little bump. In all her photos during her pregnancy, she just looks fat and bloated. It wasn't until her 6th or 7th month that she even started to look pregnant. Serves her right I guess. Today she's 6'0, blonde, a size 6, and has new boobs. Bitch.

She's bloated, sick and in pain.. soooooo this is what she wishes she was looking, feeling like, and you know it's a damn shame she has lowered herself in the gutter to follow the other vulgar star sluts before her, putting what is for her husband's eyes to see and enjoy.. as if she's all for her child being special beyond their marriage, but will scream with anger if you dare to photograph her at other times because you didn't pay and do her the favor of making the photo perfect, because she is in full stage makeup and dressed as exclusively as possible every moment she is in public view? I don't get these ignorant yet talented women disrespectful of their good fortune to make a buck off any little thing occuring in their life. Does she think on all the aborted children and those born to woman in pain, abandonment and poverty will benefit, that they can't make such a show? Makes you think it's not special or happy event for her, keeping mum on the subject but in your face to debate, as she must insist she is still lovely and someone to lust and envy, while expecting, and having all the perks her wealth can provide, but you don't. She puts it out for all men to see her, women to envy her, yet she wants us to remain respectful and happy for her desperate action in faked perfect pose mommyhood? Hum? Well, make the world a nicer place and show some modesty and manners MISSY. Humbleness, motherhood and porn do not mix.

Anyway, why is she orange.

Alrighty then.

I bet money on Cord somehow turning that into a commie. That was the most random tirade I have ever read…I didn't know you could link all of those things back to Xtina and her naked pregnant belly. It's almost impressive. Almost, I said.

I read it twice and I'm still not sure I completely follow…but my brain is starting to feel like it does if I try and read Perez, so I'm just letting it go.

My favorite is the part about children born "to women in pain."

Because a painless childbirth is so common.

I like his argument that Christina posing nude and pregnant is offensive to aborted babies.

Only celebrities get painless childbirth Kitchy…that's just another item on the list of what she is flaunting.

This was my favorite part of jibberish: "Makes you think it’s not special or happy event for her, keeping mum on the subject but in your face to debate, as she must insist she is still lovely and someone to lust and envy, while expecting, and having all the perks her wealth can provide, but you don’t."

I don't understand it, but it sounds like it might mean something fun.

"I like his argument that Christina posing nude and pregnant is offensive to aborted babies."

Yeah that one, too. What? Aborted babies don't like to see tits?

I like the part about your pregnant belly being "for her husband’s eyes to see and enjoy" - because I know my husband so loved staring at my naked pregnant belly. He'd do it for hours…

Does that mean doctors aren't allowed to see it?

of course not. they can dig in your vag pouch, but not see your belly.