Please, hold up the shoe properly. Yes, we'll get the best shot if you appear to be hypnotized by the heel. Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I just sprayed my computer screen with my diet Pepsi!! That was so fake!! Get real people!

We can't stream video from the Internet at work so I can't watch this trainwreck until I get home. Would anyone like to provide a recap for those in my unfortunate situation?? Or am I better off not seeing it at all!

i just vomited in my mouth. my stomach virus and i were not prepared for all the doucheyness that video contained. apparently in acting school heidi learned that in order to properly act suprised, you must leave your mouth WIDE open and look as dumb as possible.

I was going to comment on the fakeness of this gruesome twosome, but that would be like pointing out that we live on a planet called earth.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I'm sorry…I'd type more but I can't stop laughing long enough to do so…

I'm not sure why everyone is so skeptical. As I watched the video I could even hear Celine singing in my head, "Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the douche will go on."

I know during all my most private momentsm, I too like to invite photographers to capture every detail. I just wish Spencer would have brought his boombox so we could have seen an impromptu concert.

Do tell more about this "earth" planet, Henny Penny. After watching the video, it feels like a new and refreshing subject.

Can someone PLEASE kill these fuckers already.

I'm not prone to violence but lets make an exception in their case.

Ew. I hate that I just watched that. I've never seen a more fake relationship except when I spent christmas with the guy i was sleeping with and his girlfriend of 4 years…not awkward at all…

*wretch*