Musical loser Akon, on why everyone should vote for Barack Obama:

If he [Obama] doesn't get into office, I'm gonna change my citizenship. I'm moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I'm afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he's making selfish decisions, he's doing whatever it takes to get into office.

First of all, nobody truly cares if a faux thug who repeatedly assaults his concert-goers is going to leave the country or not; in fact, it might actually be a genius plan to score a few more votes for McCain.

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