Mostly on topic, Akon held an after-party at the bar I used to work at in July. Someone got stabbed in the parking lot, someone else got strangled in the washroom, and, as a lesser indiscretion, Akon didn't tip any of the waitresses or bartenders who served his group. The SWAT team eventually broke up the party at 1:45. Something about this man appears to cause people to lose their minds.

Also, if I had seen this video before that party, it would have been him being strangled in the washroom. By me. What a fucking misogynist abusive fuck.

Trash! He sounds like a nasally little weasel and sweats like a broken toilet. I have no idea why he's so popular.

I don't think I've ever heard an Akon song (I had to watch the tape with the sound off), but can't you get arrested for punching someone in the face? And if so, why is he still walking around?

I haven't watched the video yet, but just playing devil's advocate here… maybe she just wouldn't listen.

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that he is singing the song "Smack That" in the video?

sarah, even if she just wouldn't listen, it doesn't give him the right to punch out anyone… there are other ways he could have resolved the situation.

I'm sure Sarah was joking.

OOOOOmgoodness.. see what happens when they get a little too much attention. VOTE MCCAIN

what?

What?

Can kris get a what what? OK I'm stopping, seriously, I apologize for that.

Kris, I know. Next thing you know they'll be askinf for college educations and ostentatious gold chains.

this is to janice: Bad tippers always lose face in my book.

hear hear queen, 30% club in the hoooouse.

I will mail Akon twenty American dollars if he names his next album "Brakon' Faces"

kilorn, I'll add to that to make it happen.

That is priceless. :-)

I dropped one of the "l"s that I had for that comment. Here it is.

killorn Ok. That's better. :-)

i heard somebody smacked kris

best be votin' for mccain to be keepin' uppity articulate niggras out of da whitey haus.

STM: funny but in a tragic Macbethian way.

it's true!!! look at kci and jojo, look at amy winehouse.. the younger generation of "artists" are disgusting… then look at the ppl that obama leads to his speeches…. there are obviously good and bad artists out there but this is a bit much… and lava fuck you.

I dont always read peoples handles so i read "lava fuck you" as some new type of insult, like "hey, lava fuck ya motha and may you down in flames"

Also, Kris' argument against voting for Obama is the best advertisement to vote for Obama becuase it makes no sense. Clearly voting for McCain is nonsensical.

kris, I know this is asking a lot of you…

…but could you please articulate how this low-life smacking a female fan is a reason to vote for McCain?

I can't wait to hear this…

well there is a resemblance, smaking a woman, leaving her because shes paralized.. i can see comparison. Maybe Kris really likes Akon.

akon!

kris, I'd also like to know why this whack rapper's antics have anything at all to do with who you're voting for?

And what exactly do you mean when you say… 'see what happens when they get a little too much attention'

Who are THEY kris?

@say what - something gives me the feeling kris will never be called "articulate"

"Who's a rapper gotta rape on stage to get a little respect up in this piece?"

OH MY GOD….. is he Hatian?

No, just hatin'

SMH. Put him in jail. Let him earn some of that street cred he so desires while being the shared girlfriend of some huge guys in jail. He needs to see what it's like to be picked on by someone much larger.

All I have to say is that GUYANA is in South AFRICA and NOT South America. DOH! Get it together.

intuitive u r very wrong ,guyana is in south america doh!

Intu, you're thinking of "Ghana." That's "Ghana," not Guyana. Similar, but you're still wrong.