Pun Intended

Considering his history, it's unknown why anybody continues to attend Akon concerts. This time the performer spread his cheer in South America, where he punched out one of his female fans who got a little too touchy-feely for his liking. Is he really that attractive and talented that one would want to hang on to him for dear life?

Sep 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 35 Responses
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Comments (35)

No. 1 janice says:

Mostly on topic, Akon held an after-party at the bar I used to work at in July. Someone got stabbed in the parking lot, someone else got strangled in the washroom, and, as a lesser indiscretion, Akon didn't tip any of the waitresses or bartenders who served his group. The SWAT team eventually broke up the party at 1:45. Something about this man appears to cause people to lose their minds.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 5:41 pm
No. 2 janice says:

Also, if I had seen this video before that party, it would have been him being strangled in the washroom. By me. What a fucking misogynist abusive fuck.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 6:05 pm
No. 3 filthy cute says:

Trash! He sounds like a nasally little weasel and sweats like a broken toilet. I have no idea why he's so popular.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm
No. 4 satines_crotch says:

I don't think I've ever heard an Akon song (I had to watch the tape with the sound off), but can't you get arrested for punching someone in the face? And if so, why is he still walking around?

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 6:39 pm
No. 5 Sarah says:

I haven't watched the video yet, but just playing devil's advocate here… maybe she just wouldn't listen.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 8:11 pm
No. 6 Erica says:

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that he is singing the song "Smack That" in the video?

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 8:12 pm
No. 7 pez says:

sarah, even if she just wouldn't listen, it doesn't give him the right to punch out anyone… there are other ways he could have resolved the situation.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm
No. 8 sar says:

I'm sure Sarah was joking.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:21 pm
No. 9 kris says:

OOOOOmgoodness.. see what happens when they get a little too much attention. VOTE MCCAIN

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm
No. 10 sar says:

what?

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm
No. 11 Sarah says:

What?

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm
No. 12 sar says:

Can kris get a what what? OK I'm stopping, seriously, I apologize for that.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm
No. 13 filthy cute says:

Kris, I know. Next thing you know they'll be askinf for college educations and ostentatious gold chains.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm
No. 14 queencrone says:

this is to janice: Bad tippers always lose face in my book.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm
No. 15 killorn says:

hear hear queen, 30% club in the hoooouse.

I will mail Akon twenty American dollars if he names his next album "Brakon' Faces"

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm
No. 16 queencrone says:

kilorn, I'll add to that to make it happen.

That is priceless. :-)

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 11:05 pm
No. 17 queencrone says:

I dropped one of the "l"s that I had for that comment. Here it is.

killorn Ok. That's better. :-)

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm
No. 18 lava says:

i heard somebody smacked kris

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 11:50 pm
No. 19 stopthemadness says:

best be votin' for mccain to be keepin' uppity articulate niggras out of da whitey haus.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:49 am
No. 20 coexxi says:

STM: funny but in a tragic Macbethian way.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 4:46 am
No. 21 kris says:

it's true!!! look at kci and jojo, look at amy winehouse.. the younger generation of "artists" are disgusting… then look at the ppl that obama leads to his speeches…. there are obviously good and bad artists out there but this is a bit much… and lava fuck you.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 8:03 am
No. 22 April says:

I dont always read peoples handles so i read "lava fuck you" as some new type of insult, like "hey, lava fuck ya motha and may you down in flames"

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 9:24 am
No. 23 April says:

Also, Kris' argument against voting for Obama is the best advertisement to vote for Obama becuase it makes no sense. Clearly voting for McCain is nonsensical.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 9:24 am
No. 24 say what? says:

kris, I know this is asking a lot of you…

…but could you please articulate how this low-life smacking a female fan is a reason to vote for McCain?

I can't wait to hear this…

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:18 am
No. 25 April says:

well there is a resemblance, smaking a woman, leaving her because shes paralized.. i can see comparison. Maybe Kris really likes Akon.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:23 am
No. 26 * says:

akon!

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:51 am
No. 27 JD says:

kris, I'd also like to know why this whack rapper's antics have anything at all to do with who you're voting for?

And what exactly do you mean when you say… 'see what happens when they get a little too much attention'

Who are THEY kris?

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm
No. 28 sar says:

@say what - something gives me the feeling kris will never be called "articulate"

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:33 pm
No. 29 killorn says:

"Who's a rapper gotta rape on stage to get a little respect up in this piece?"

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 1:15 pm
No. 30 Kareboo says:

OH MY GOD….. is he Hatian?

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No. 31 killorn says:

No, just hatin'

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:10 pm
No. 32 Gorgeous Black Women says:

SMH. Put him in jail. Let him earn some of that street cred he so desires while being the shared girlfriend of some huge guys in jail. He needs to see what it's like to be picked on by someone much larger.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 33 Intuitive 1 says:

All I have to say is that GUYANA is in South AFRICA and NOT South America. DOH! Get it together.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 3:42 pm
No. 34 lani says:

intuitive u r very wrong ,guyana is in south america doh!

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:28 pm
No. 35 Sarah says:

Intu, you're thinking of "Ghana." That's "Ghana," not Guyana. Similar, but you're still wrong.

Posted: Sep 6, 2008 at 5:59 am
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