It's being reported that Akon, the crooner behind the tender ballad "I Wanna Fuck You," is interested in producing Paris Hilton's rumored new album.
He says, "In my mind I was thinking now Paris Hilton is an official convict, I think I'm gonna get with her and put a record out."
"I would definitely sign her to my label 'cos she's a character. You give her the cutest record, something that's just for women, an anthem; I think it will be outta here!"
And when he says "sign" he means "fuck," and when he says "to my label" he means "on my desk."
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Yeah, when I hear "anthem for women" and "cutest record" I tend to think of someone like Courtney Love before Akon.
The guy is an idiot. That said, Akon and Paris would definately work together. Slime seeks out slime.
maybe he meant to say that he wants to get with her because she puts out?
These two pigs are perfect for each other.
maybe he wants to marry her
That would go over really well with Rick and Kathy, I'm sure.