Hey trembling Americans who have allowed themselves to be pummeled into fearful submission by our government's vague terror alerts and arbitrary mentions of 9/11 (this means you, GIULIANI), have we got some news for you. Recently, Al-Qaeda terrorists endorsed their pick for president via some terrorist Web site (they have those?), and you might be surprised by their choice.
The message, posted Monday on the password-protected al-Hesbah Web site, said if al-Qaida wants to exhaust the United States militarily and economically, "impetuous" Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain is the better choice because he is more likely to continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
"This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier," the message said. "Then, al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush."
SITE Intelligence Group, based in Bethesda, Md., monitors the Web site and translated the message.
"If al-Qaida carries out a big operation against American interests," the message said, "this act will be support of McCain because it will push the Americans deliberately to vote for McCain so that he takes revenge for them against al-Qaida. Al-Qaida then will succeed in exhausting America till its last year in it."
But Obama's the Muslin who knows how to make bombs from ACORNS!!!! His friend Bill ACORNS taught him. HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!???!?!
Editor
There goes the media being all liberal again!
Well of course the terrorists are going to SAY they like McCain, they cant just come out in support of there terrorist brother Obama that would only lead to futher speculation that he works with them.
Terrosist reverse psychology. Ooooooh, tricky.
their*
them evil-doers are clever ones.
ha! matt outed himself!
he's now officially multiple-handle matt.
Word? I was just correcting the dudes spelling. Ive been doing it all morning.
HAHA! Matt who knew under all that intelligence you had multiple personalities. What a loser!!
so Matt = Sac Town, huh? Interesting.
Well, it's going to become a full time job because Matt's spelling and grammar skills are awful. I don't understand it though because he's supposed to be so smart.
If the dude really wants to see "the real Americans", he needs to take a river rapids trip with a bunch of his buds in the back woods. If you want to know the outcome, check out my comment on the Chace Crawford post. Bring you're banjo John!
I'd rather he go hunting with Cheney.
Are you serious? I swear this site makes this shit up!! Of coarse you can't see it with a protected password. Hey I know a site Obama has with a protected password that says he hates women.
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HE'S DOING THE TERRORIST FIST PUMP!!!!
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While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
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Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
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Yo!
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While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
I don't want a place to stay
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Yo!
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A pump it up yo pump it
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A pump up the jam
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While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
Pump up the jam pump it up
A pump it up yo pump it
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DAAYYYY
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OH YEAH OH YEAH !!!!!!
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MIDWESSSSTSIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE!!!
KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!11
We are scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We are looking for you
to start up a fight
There is an evil feeling
in our brains
But it is nothing new
you know it drives us insane
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
There is no escape
and that is for sure
This is the end we won't take any more
Say goodbye
to the world you live in
You have always been taking
but now you're giving
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Our brains are on fire
with the feeling to kill
And it will not go away
until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
on our minds
Don't try running away
`cause you're the one we will find
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
SEEK AND DESTROY!!!!!!!
seek and destroy!!111
that's metallica for y'all.
Mae? ADHD is treatable. Please see your physician.
don't worry, i'll have encores. ;)
there is a method to my madness.
WTF happened to this thread?
Method madness how about some Iron Maiden
As per request by chelsea, I give everyone Iron Maiden "Die with your boots on"
Another Prophet of Disaster
Who says the ship is lost,
Another Prophet of Disaster
Leaving you to count the cost.
Taunting us with Visions,
Afflicting us with fear,
Predicting War for millions,
In the hope that one appears.
No point asking when it is,
No point asking who's to go,
No point asking what's the game,
No point asking who's to blame,
'Cos if you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
'Cos if you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
If you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
If you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
If you're gonna die, die with your boots on,
If you're gonna try, well stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
13 the Beast is Rising,
The Frenchman did surmise,
Through earthquakes and starvation,
The Warlord will arise,
Terror, Death, Destruction,
Pour from the Eastern sands,
But the truth of all predictions,
Is always in your hands.
You're gonna die, die with your boots on,
If you're gonna try, well stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
They die with their boots on,
Yes they die.
The day, they die with their boots on
The day we die, we die, we die, we die, we die
No point asking when it is,
No point asking who's to go,
No point asking what's the game,
No point asking who's to blame,
'Cos if you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
'Cos if you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
If you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
If you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
If you're gonna die, die with your boots on,
If you're gonna try, well stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
If you're gonna die, die with your boots on,
If you're gonna try, well stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
Die!
:holding lighter up for mae's encore:
:D!
i think i pulled a hammy in the mosh pit.
thank you mae
Sorry, I see no method. Just madness.
lol mae
im surprised by this news. i thought the song said, "why your feet are stumpin?"
Keep them coming mae!
:-)
Old skool jams up in the MG hizzie.
I dont have any complicated song lyrics to offer.
I only have…
simply…
en fuego.
stumpin'! stompin'! its a relative.
mae, why don't you do a little Aretha for the q.c.?
I can do that.. uno momento
*clears throat* AHEM. MEMEMEEMMEMEMEMEMEME (i'm warming up the vocals)
OOOOO!!!!!1
WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!!111
BABY I GOT IT!!!!!!!!1111
OOOO!!!!1
WHAT YOU NEED!!111
OOOO!!!!11
DO YOU KNOW I GOT IT!!!!!111
OOO!!!!1
ALL I'M ASKIN'!!!!!!1
OOO!~!!!
Is for a little respect when you come home!!!!!!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!11
Hey baby!!!!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!1
when you get home!!1
just a little bit!!11
mister!!1
Now you got me up off my feet, mae!
Sock it to me!
This is a good day in the comments. ;-)
just a little bit!!1
I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong
OOO!!111
'cause I don't wanna
OOOO!!!11
ALLLLL I'M ASKIN'!!11
OOOO!!!!1!!!
Is for a little respect when you come home
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!!
Baby
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!111
when you get home
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!11
Yeah
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!!!
mae! Whoo! Go ahead now,
:-)
I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home
JUST A, JUST A, JUST A, JUST A!!!!!1
Yeah baby
JUST A, JUST A, JUST A, JUST A!!!!!1
When you get home
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!11
Yeah
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!1
OOOOO, your kisses
OO!
Sweeter than honey
OO!
And guess what'
OO!
SO.IS.MY.MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
OO!
All I want you to do
OO!!!1
for me
Is give it to me when you get home
RE RE RE RE RE RE RE
Yeah baby
RE RE RE RE RE
Whip it to me
RESPECT!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!11
When you get home, now
JUST A LITTLE BIT~!!!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
seriously, mae, shut up
TAKE CARE, TCB!!!!!!!!1111
OH!!!!!!!!!1
SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME,
A LITTLE RESPECT!!!!!!!1
SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME,
Whoa, babe
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!1
A little respect
JUST A LITTLE BIT
I get tired
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!11
Keep on tryin'
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!111
You're runnin' out of foolin'
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!!1
And I ain't lyin'
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!!111
RE, RE, RE, RE 'spect
When you come home
RE, RE, RE, RE,
Or you might walk in
RESPECT!!!1 JUST A LITTLE BIT
And find out I'm gone
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!1
I got to have
JUST A LITTLE BIT!1
A little respect
JUST A LITTLE BIT
yermum, get bent ya limey bastard. i was singing, as per requested, for qc.
I<3QC!
Oh yes! Her kisses are sweeter than honey!
Give my mae some RE-RE-RE-RE-RE
spect
just a little now…
Thank you mae! Whew! You did this old crone's heart some GOOD today!
Don't stop now!
Hee! "Limey bastard…"
;) anyting for you, qc.
i'd sing another one, but i have to go check on my steaks that are marinating.
How about that song that goes:
Get on up on the floor
cause we're going to boogie oogie oogie
like we've never boogied before,
I should probably google it.
(it's disco from the early 80s I think)
By all means, mae.
Check your steaks, and I'll go take a pause for the cause.
*smoke a quick cigarette*
What does it mean to "take care, TCB?"
Stoney, TCB stands for Take Care of Business.
(It's very old school.)
mae that was a masterpiece! ill never feel the same way again about ones, exclamation points, or fine art.
Stoney, someday your children will be all grown up.
And they will be commenting on Mollygood.
Someone will start singing a Michael Jackson song.
The grown children will turn to you and ask:
"what is PYT?"
You think about me when you answer them. ;-)
Mae, you just gave me the mothafuckin' VAPORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how I love you!
MULTIPLE COMMIES!
I mean that in a sexual way.
i love all of you. <3!
except you, you and you. (the hags know who i am referring to. oh hey, dr. seuss!)
Sara you know the vapors just means the poots right.
You know you can also get those from beans.
The terrorist bitches are drinking the Obama Kool-Ade.
B. Hussein must have called his Al Queda buddies and asked them to endorse McCain.
Wake up people! Obama is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
mae, I <3 you back!!!
Upchuck, are you watching Rachal Maddow right now? She is doing a really funny bit about that theory!
W-A-I-T. You ARE being sarcastic, right?
Queencrone, I don't have a television in my subterranean love bunker. But I have toys. Lots and lots and lots and lots of toys.
yo mama drinks kool aid!
yeah yeah!
yo mama stole mah jerb!
yeah yeah!
mae is awesome!
yeah yeah!
i wonder if new kids on the block are going to make a come back?
yeah yeah yeah!
donnie wahlberg is a fucknut!
yeah yeah yeah!
mark wahlberg talks to animals!
yeah yeah yeah!
donkeys eat apples!
yeah yeah yeah!
if you steal mah jerb, i'll cut you!
yeah yeah yeah!!!
what if obama is a sheep in wolf's clothing?
what if obama is the boy who cried sheep?
yo de lay ee yo de lay ee yo de lay
HEE
HOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOSE HOUSE IS DISSSSS? ?!!?!?!?!!111???!!111
DA ROOF!!111
DA ROOF!!!!1
DA ROOF IS ON FIIIIYAAAH!!!111
WE DON'T NEED NO WATAH
LET DA MUDDAFARKER BURN!!11111
BURN YOOO BURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN@!1211!!!!!1
queen, I don't even know what PYT means. *shrugs*
Stoney, I'm SHOCKED…
PYT is "Pretty Young Thing", a Michael Jackson song.
now that I think about that…ew….
Yeah! This fanatical terrorist group endorses McCain even more than Palin!