Double The Chance Of A Brown Baby!

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All sorts of "sources" are coming out of the woodwork to rat out their celebrity friends today. The latest victim is Jessica Alba.

The pregnant Fantastic Four actress and fiancé Cash Warren were delighted to discover they will be welcoming more than one baby this summer.

The source said, 'Knowing that she's going to have twins has literally turned Jessica's life upside down. She and Cash have had to scrap their plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.'

What is going on in Hollywood? Is there something in the water? First Jennifer Lopez, then Angelina and now Jessica. Is there something in the book of Scientology involving three sets of celebrity twins? Should we be preparing for the apocalypse?

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Feb 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 mae says:

    Double the chances for inane celebrity baby names that will lead their children to be teased mercilessly, thus making them resent their parents.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    No. 2 saddy-pants says:

    what is going on is called IVF…in vitro fertalization. It is very common today, women's infertility rates are at an all time high. there are many, many reasons for this-genetics, too old, too slutty in old life, gay husband…true story.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    She really must be Mexican to be having two at one time. And don't go shitting on me because I'm part Mexican and have 4. Ay ay ay.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    No. 4 saddy-pants says:

    I wish i were ethnic so I could say all the funny things on my mind…my best friend is asian and she gets away with everything.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    No. 5 mae says:

    Her mom is French/Danish and dad is Mexican. Good call, juju

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    I take full advantage of being german with a jew last name, related to reagan, being a drunk because of my irish background and having a mixed child.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    No. 7 mae says:

    but, i'm over my "i'm jewish" phase.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    except for when i look in the mirror and see my nose.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    No. 9 saddy-pants says:

    yea, I'm over my scottish-irish phase…except when I look at my stomach and see mashed potatoes.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    mae, if you interested in a man. I say look up, bagelboy06. Just in case you were interested in a former teen soap star.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 11 twinsmommy627 says:

    Yes, there is a lot of IVF, but the chances of having twins w/out drugs or IVF is about 1/100, which goes up each year as you get older. We were shocked to find out we were having twins.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    No. 12 COCO-COCKS-ARQUETTE says:

    I hate this whore.. Hope the kids don't get her HERPES..

    She is gross and always talks trash!! How does anyone with even a high school diploma stomach her stupid voice and the shit she talks? Worst is that Cash Warren is a Yale graduate.. He must be deaf!!

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    No. 13 cooter doesnt give a shit says:

    COCO, just say whats on your mind. Let it flow….say what you feel….free your mind and the rest will follow.

    But I have to ask, do you know her?

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    COCO, is your name really, Marvita? You need more jesus.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    No. 15 chetvonchestington says:

    It may have something to do with them all taking fertility drugs. There is an increased chance of twins when taking fertility drugs. Some may even do it deliberately to up their chances to get twins.

    Posted: Feb 23, 2008 at 12:03 pm
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