The Humanity!

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Jessica Alba and Tyra Banks really should get together and write a book about how hard their lives have been. Remember that one day Tyra had to dress up as a homeless person for her TV show? That was rough.

Well, Jessica's about to top that.

Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age — she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms.

We have a feeling she may have been labeled a "slut" for reasons other than the size of her chest. But what do we know?

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Feb 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses
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  • Comments (11)

    No. 1 cooter incarcerated says:

    Thats it! I'm officially sick of people.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    No. 2 fucked up is the new normal says:

    does she even have big boobs? i thought she was skinny and little. i think ive been so distracted by her disgusting personality and terrible acting i never noticed the size of her boobs.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    No. 3 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

    I was just about to say, FUITNN - she isn't that big now, did they shrink or something. My guess is that it was probs her DSLs.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    No. 4 mae says:

    She was probably a stuffer.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    No. 5 Kitchy says:

    I'm on Jessica's side here. I was a C cup in the 5th grade and got the same "slut" label without any behavior prompting it. Until 6th grade.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    No. 6 fucked up is the new normal says:

    i would take being called a slut for a year in middle school in trade for having big boobs for the rest of my life. just saying.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    No. 7 fucked up is the new normal says:

    the cheese stands alone on this one?

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    No. 8 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

    Yeah cheese, I had big breastes, real young. I, however, was a tom boy so no-one would accuse me of being a slut - I would have kicked their ass!

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    No. 9 bluejeanbaby says:

    I just don't remember noticing that her boobs were big….

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 10:40 am
    No. 10 VoteQuimby says:

    In middle school, a B cup looks enormous.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    No. 11 jen says:

    She had big boobs but then they got small *cough*
    *eating disorder*
    *cough*

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 11:25 pm
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