There’s no way in hell Ali Lohan is 14 years old. The baby famewhore talked to David Letterman last night about how she has a normal family, just like you and me … except her family loves fame and attention, and they have that disease that makes you age faster than normal. Dave is obviously not impressed by Ali in the least, even referring to her as Lindsay at the end of the interview. Which, now that we think about it, is kind of a compliment.
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She is SO CREEPY!
Whatever. He can call her Lindsay all he wants. She’s like a “micro mini” version of her sister anyway.
Besides, how many packs of cigarettes does she have to smoke to get her voice to sound like that?
she has that “lesbian voice.”
“She’s my sister AND my daughter!!!”
Oh no, the poor girl! Her facial expressions are so much like her mom and she says Lindsay is her best friend…a 22 yo druggie. Her vocabulary consists of ‘yeah’ and ‘we’re a normal family’ and ‘yeah’. Geez, her mommager is outrageous for pimping out this kid.
She looks and sounds like a cheap version of Angie Harmon.
I totally see that Kitchy!
Pretty sad when you look like someone in their 30s when you are 14. What is she going to look like when she is in her 30s? Oh wait - Dina.
I like Dave, he doesn’t suck up to anyone. I was waiting for him to stop the interview and ask her why the hell she was waisting his time. makes Kim Kardashian seem legit.
During the break:
Ali: You called me Lindsay.
Dave: Did I?
Ali: Ah, YEAH.
Dave: Oh well, isn’t your bedtime?
Ali: I’m telling my mom. (storms off)
Dave: Come back when you have a sex tape.
I thought she seemed sweet. She’s only 14 for shits sake.
Also she seemed coached by her whore-momma.
What is it that she want’s to be famous for? Does she act? Sing? I really have no idea what she is or wants to be famous for. She can’t be too right in the head if she aspires to be just like her sister.
“umm…yeah. yeah.” horrible. i just wasted 5 minutes of my life.
Why are the Lohan ladies (and I use that term loosely–no pun intended) so opposed to letting their natural red hair color shine through? They have gorgeous hair, yet they choose to dye it black or blond. Ick.
That being said, I was impressed by how poised she was for a 14 year old.
Alis hair is brown, always has been. Their mother had brown hair as well when she was young. They were never redheads. You people find strange things to bitch about.
The ratio of yeah to yes is way out of line. Total Long Island chick. All that coaching from Dina and Linds, you’d think they’d have erased all signs of Long Island …
Also the raised eyebrow, mock disdain expression seems to run in the family!
Well lb, thank you for joining in.
sad, she is sad. this is not a typical family. her mother knows no limits. what a freakish childhood.
My daughter’s favorite my little pony is “Lickety Split”. That made me smile.
she did fine…
we could work on the um, yes, etc
we hear there are some fine finishing schools in switzerland : )
wow, wasn’t aware there was a “lesbian voice”
especially when this girl’s only 14 years old, hasn’t even finished puberty…wtf?
No. 4 cowards says:
she has that ???lesbian voice”
Only Lindsay’s a redhead. Besides what’s wrong with black or blonde hair? Red hair is not better than black or blonde.
Actually Cody is a redhead as well. He looks exactly like Lindsay when she’s not wearing makeup.