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There’s no way in hell Ali Lohan is 14 years old. The baby famewhore talked to David Letterman last night about how she has a normal family, just like you and me … except her family loves fame and attention, and they have that disease that makes you age faster than normal. Dave is obviously not impressed by Ali in the least, even referring to her as Lindsay at the end of the interview. Which, now that we think about it, is kind of a compliment.

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May 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 22 Responses
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Comments (22)

No. 1 waterbird says:


Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:26 am
No. 2 kerryberry says:

Whatever. He can call her Lindsay all he wants. She’s like a “micro mini” version of her sister anyway.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:30 am
No. 3 kerryberry says:

Besides, how many packs of cigarettes does she have to smoke to get her voice to sound like that?

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:31 am
No. 4 cowards says:

she has that “lesbian voice.”

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:35 am
No. 5 halfsmoke says:

“She’s my sister AND my daughter!!!”

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:41 am
No. 6 Yeah, sure says:

Oh no, the poor girl! Her facial expressions are so much like her mom and she says Lindsay is her best friend…a 22 yo druggie. Her vocabulary consists of ‘yeah’ and ‘we’re a normal family’ and ‘yeah’. Geez, her mommager is outrageous for pimping out this kid.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm
No. 7 Kitchy says:

She looks and sounds like a cheap version of Angie Harmon.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm
No. 8 Payter says:

I totally see that Kitchy!
Pretty sad when you look like someone in their 30s when you are 14. What is she going to look like when she is in her 30s? Oh wait - Dina.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
No. 9 Keeblerkahn says:

I like Dave, he doesn’t suck up to anyone. I was waiting for him to stop the interview and ask her why the hell she was waisting his time. makes Kim Kardashian seem legit.

During the break:
Ali: You called me Lindsay.
Dave: Did I?
Ali: Ah, YEAH.
Dave: Oh well, isn’t your bedtime?
Ali: I’m telling my mom. (storms off)
Dave: Come back when you have a sex tape.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No. 10 simply cooter says:

I thought she seemed sweet. She’s only 14 for shits sake.

Also she seemed coached by her whore-momma.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm
No. 11 blah says:

What is it that she want’s to be famous for? Does she act? Sing? I really have no idea what she is or wants to be famous for. She can’t be too right in the head if she aspires to be just like her sister.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
No. 12 Lisa says:

“umm…yeah. yeah.” horrible. i just wasted 5 minutes of my life.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
No. 13 Erica says:

Why are the Lohan ladies (and I use that term loosely–no pun intended) so opposed to letting their natural red hair color shine through? They have gorgeous hair, yet they choose to dye it black or blond. Ick.

That being said, I was impressed by how poised she was for a 14 year old.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 5:03 pm
No. 14 lb says:

Alis hair is brown, always has been. Their mother had brown hair as well when she was young. They were never redheads. You people find strange things to bitch about.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 5:51 pm
No. 15 alli says:

The ratio of yeah to yes is way out of line. Total Long Island chick. All that coaching from Dina and Linds, you’d think they’d have erased all signs of Long Island …

Also the raised eyebrow, mock disdain expression seems to run in the family!

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No. 16 simply cooter says:

Well lb, thank you for joining in.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm
No. 17 lickety split says:

sad, she is sad. this is not a typical family. her mother knows no limits. what a freakish childhood.

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 2:32 am
No. 18 YerMom says:

My daughter’s favorite my little pony is “Lickety Split”. That made me smile.

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 11:02 am
No. 19 herbiefrog says:

she did fine…

we could work on the um, yes, etc

we hear there are some fine finishing schools in switzerland : )

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:23 pm
No. 20 what? says:

wow, wasn’t aware there was a “lesbian voice”
especially when this girl’s only 14 years old, hasn’t even finished puberty…wtf?

No. 4 cowards says:
she has that ???lesbian voice”

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm
No. 21 Andrea says:

Only Lindsay’s a redhead. Besides what’s wrong with black or blonde hair? Red hair is not better than black or blonde.

Posted: Jun 10, 2008 at 1:15 am
No. 22 kARRINE says:

Actually Cody is a redhead as well. He looks exactly like Lindsay when she’s not wearing makeup.

Posted: Jun 23, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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