All Pretzels and No Water

Are Making Jack Thirsty!

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The best unsubstantiated rumor of the day comes to us from today's Page Six:

Jack Nicholson has been drinking a lot - and we mean a lot - of water lately due to a serious case of dry mouth. A friend of the legendary actor told us, "Jack's saliva glands stopped working, so he has to continually drink water to swallow anything."

Listen, if you were making short work of meaty, leviathan sandwiches, you'd be thirsty, too.

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Aug 17, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses

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Comments (4)

No. 1 deimos says:

shit, i'm thirsty now and i haven't even had a sandwich….maybe my saliva glands have stopped working also.

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 9:52 am

No. 2 jujubees says:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 9:55 am

No. 3 Kitchy says:

Maybe sucking on lit matches isn't the best way to increase saliva production.

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 10:55 am

No. 4 kat says:

I guess eating like a pig will do that to a man!

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 11:29 am