Whatthefuckever. No Commies.

2 hours and 10 minutes until the deadline. I am making signs right now. NO COMMIES, NO PEACE.

And out from the woods came, sasquatch, to frollic in the water and into the woods she shall return.

Oh, I'm glad you said it juju. She looks good, but she does have a Sasquatch-y walk to her, doesn't she? Stand up straight, the extra 1/2 ounce can't be weighing you down that much.

God she's getting fat. JUST KIDDING

we get it nicole, you're pregnant. can we please stop with the photo ops now.

I like her hair. I hope she lost her head-wrap in the ocean.

actually BeA i was just thinking, maybe shes just getting fat…

She's going to look like like a hump when she's 8 months pregnant.

where the hell are the commies? i don't have all day cord.

She looks great and her boobs are amazingly larger than mine, despite the fact that I probably outweigh her by at least 50 pounds. That being said, will someone please rip that fucking hippie scarf and nasty weave off her head? Thank you.

Meet me at the front of the building at 4:58pm EST, and I'll give everyone their signs and assign you a picket position. I'll bring the smokes, who's got the lawn chairs?

consider it done lale. ;)

i don't have lawn chairs but i'll bring the rum

I have an inflatable couch.

it all falls into place…

THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!! Give me commies or give me death.

Cool, I like the way y'all are thinking. Now, all we need is someone to bring the Tom extractor, and a couple of barrels. We don't want to go out of business just because we are picketing Cord.

can you bedazzle my sign ET…I'll bring the toilet paper. Maybe my sign should say "Commies.. or I'll poop."

Good idea, all of the signs will be diamond-encrusted, and don't forget to dangle hundred dollar bills out of your pockets ladies.

I'm not entirely sure that evil, deimos, juju, and I threatening to refrain from posting is going to be incentive for Bunnie to post the Commies.

I know it's drastic but, maybe someone should threaten to leave for Perez?

Just not me. I already had to sleep with, Terrance.

that's why I threatened poop Kitchy…there is no denying his disgust for girls and poo.

Well, it should be. I wonder if he can get a 500+ post without the likes of us, not to mention Cait, April, Be A, and admittedlyaddicted. I'm sure Mayjah, lale, sar, and seyour would be in too.

I will not only refrain from posting and picket, I will poo in front of the office.

I think someone should make a video you tube plea.

jujubees… if I threaten to leave I think Cord might take full advantage of the threat ;) I do plan to fade into obscurity but i can promise it will be a different obscurity than the one where Perez lives.

speaking of Perez…the mexican told me last night that he reads it. I vomited. True story.

Cord needs to show some love to his hags. This can't be all one-sided.

My caucasian had no clue who I was talking about.

i'll do it. i'll style my hair and put on some pretty pink lipstick and cry for justice on youtube.

yeah, he thinks we are replaceable. he takes us for granite!

I triple-dog dare you deimos. That would be heaven.

haha! he said he got tired of me knowing ALL the useless celebrity facts (or gossip) so he started reading to see if he could ever know something I didn't. He picked perez because that's where I showed him the nekkid Vanessa Hudgens picture.

deimos, don't forget your cornhole.

any time he starts disliking us he should go take a look at the people who post on USWeekly, those people are morons. true story.

deimos…please. maybe we could all get our own reality tv show after that. You know, spend 1/2 hour each day commenting on Mollygood…just on TV instead of here. No more typos. Ahhhh…

I think you are right Sar. I think I'm more Corian than granite but no way am I laminate.

Don't forget, Bunnie - I'm a Ginger. And I'll bring along a black friend who will wear their hair in an ethnically unsuitable way.

yes, if cord doesn't post the commies he can eat my cornhole, it's not like i poop out of there or anything.

we could remind him here…

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

britney iz a ugly ho she shood just go home to her kidz and play wit dem instid of drinking beer.

kitchy, you just made me shoot water out of my nose!

I'm sure we can turn up james_boston to throw his spiked race card into the fray.

where is james anyway?

good idea evil…that race card hurts like a bitch.

Deimos, dooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeet. I wonder if Gawker has had their commies yet?>

I think that crazy guy might be WORKING or something. Hmmph.

Oh yes! I shall refrain from posting, carry a Bedazzled picket sign, poo in front of the office, wear a ton of bling, carry hundred-dollar bills, and begin posting FIRST at every story. Once I stop refraining from posting of course.

i want to but then my secret identity would be compromised.

lol @ deimos. ;) Yeah, you kind of caught it the other day, huh?

yeah, it's ok…i'm like the cheerleader from heroes, i just regenerated myself. ;)

He's been able to post a few new stories after our requests. He should've been able to get the Commies up by now.

C'mon.

You can wear some bedazzled eye patches to hide your identity.

only if the eye patches have 100 dollar bills hanging from them.

i think Cord discounts me specifically because I do my hair in a very white way.

That's ok though, sar, because you're a white girl. You're supposed to do "white things." Whatever that means.

deimos, here have some of mine. All the bills stuffed in my pockets are making me look "hippy."

thanks! youtube here i come!

Those eye patches really work.

Don't forget Deimos, use your pirate talk. That will really throw them off.

well well well, seems we have a rea rebellion on our hands. See this is why i am learning to shoot a gun , you never know when there will be a rebellion.

evil, i'm so ashamed that i'm not in a yacht club. what would my ancestors say.

don't feel bad sar, i'm white and i don't have a yacht either…i'm so ashamed.

maybe they'd say, "holy shit, we're alive!"

I'm also bringing Christian Bale and his girl hands.

As Mayjah said, "Mutiny on the Bunnie."

I call Reynolds.

i'll bring angelina…maybe her zombie hands will scare cord into posting the commies.

LEONARD!

Dammit, juju. Fine, I call Posh, and her ENTIRE shoe collection. We can sell whichever ones we don't like for booze.

Sidenote, did anyone watch Cord's transformation into a drag queen (sorry if I missed things about this, I haven't been near a PC in two weeks)?

Anyone bothered by the bits of eyebrow peaking out from under the fake ones? I mean, the sissy should have just shaved the brows off!

SJP has been scary-handing us since First Wives Club, I think assing her would be a good tactic.

Can I just say, this is all very, Braveheart, of us.

hahaha… *adding

although assing her sound like an interesting move

He can refuse to post the Commies…but he'll never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!!

I'm southern and somewhat Irish. Ergo, I'm all about rabble-rousing and rebellion.

juju, it seems extremely braveheart, especially since we think this is OUR island ;)

Ahhhhhhhhhh no Evil. Fine, I call her purses, suck on it. I'll trade you a, Hermes for a pair of Loboutin peep toes.

You say you want a revolution?

Just so long as it doesn't get all, Lord of the Flies, up in here. Don't let him turn us against each other.

Sar, I thought you were saying we should all get in a group and, as we run by her, rub our butts on her. Then run away, laughing….

All right, I want the orange Hermes.

LOL Lisa! I've now joined the spit-my-drink-laughing-at-a-comment club.

Can we get all Lord of the Rings at least? Because if juju calls Reynolds and evil calls Posh's wardrobe, I call Boromir.

I like Lisa's idea better. It's a drive by ass'ing.

oh good sar, the club was getting lonely.

Fine, Kitchy. But I draw the line at, Harry Potter. That's just icky.

Assing someone does sound like a fabulous time. I dont think you should have corrected yourself. Commit to it, make Tyra proud.

Well, in lieu of Commies, we can all vote on "Deserves a Drive-by Assing" for the week.

i'm bringing the midgets.

cord deserves a drive-by assing for sure.

and their subsequent shoe and purse collections

Yeah, Savvy. But remember to make it fashion. A fashionably feee-aaasss assing.

Savvy, I'm owning it. I'm working it. I'm assing. I'm feeling my breasts in public and shouting "SO WHAT!"

Oh, yes, I call Aragorn. After today's Viggo post, I don't think anybody with challenge me.

I'm going to miss the official picket/assing because I'll be on lunch.

Tiny shoes, my big ass feet will not fit.

I concurr, first drive by ass'ing goes to Cord. Let the ass'ing begin.

Fine with the assing…I'm going to tattoo "Give me commies or I'll give you poo!" on it..

Damn, Kitch, I'll just have to strap on some falsies and impersonate you until you get back.

Don't wear shoes, your ass-feet will come in handy today!

100! bitches

FFFFFFIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damnit. I missed it by mere seconds. I couldn't have been out bitched by a finer hag. Kudos to you dear, Sar.

102!!

SHIT.

106!!!!!

we can do this all day cord. ;)

yes!!!!! i'm a pimp!

That's actually my crotch feet. Just as good though.

At least until 5pm, EST.

I'm going to try for, 111!

I have penis toes, does that count?

Why is it that toes and does don't rhyme?

Penis toes - perfect for shrimping

Haha Juju. Outsmarted yet again.

Same reason that clothes and hose do?

117th, BITCHES!

this guy in my office has hairy hobbit feet…we should have him do the drive-by ass'ings.

Shit, that didn't work out.

So you don't pronounce the "th" in clothes?

Hairy Hobbit feet.

Told you we could go all Lord of the Rings.

someone should throw in a random FIIIRSTTTT every 5 posts, because you know that's how they do it.

I maintain that Orlando Bloom has only ever been hot as a blond elf with no scraggly facial hair. Mosly because of the ears.

i feel like assings should be a group effort. Multiple asses are better than one.

i kid you not…his feet are so hairy i have to force myself not to vomit when he wears flip flops.

FIIIRRRSSSSTTT!!!

I don't, is that incorrect? Damn my being Midwestern, damn it to hell. Wait, do you pronounce the "n" in "damn?"

I contend with Lisa…it was definitely the ears.

FIRST!!

I believe the "th" in "clothes" is a regional thing.

But I do say dam-in. Ok not really.

Whoa! What's going on in here? This is quite a busy thread!

juju and I don't have that problem, we don't wear clothes in Texas.

it must be because hes really not hot any other time. but good lord when hes an elf….

Deimos: this is what you should do. Be all shady and say something like, "wow, I envy that you can wear sandals! My feet get so cold, but you are almost wearing socks, huh?" Pat him on the shoulder like you were joking, and walk away. Into the sunset.

FFFFIIIIIRRRRSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!

Ok I hereby give evil the right to speak for me during the picketing hours.

I am off to lunch.

Later. First, bitches!!

Noooo people really pronounce the "th" in clothes?? Dam.n.

How do you pronounce hangers? My husband say's I say it weird. I say it, hang errs.

okay, I just spit my soda at Lisa's comment

that's how I say it too juju

He's just insane then. Do we not even get a new post? We are the unloved bastards today.

I say hang errs, too. How else is it pronounced? Does anyone pronounce the "t" in often?

you're alot nicer about it than i am lisa. i just yell at him to put his nasty fucking feet away unless he wants puke in his flip flops.

My hubbie says I don't say egg correctly. I say it like, "eg" (short e), he says it like, "ay-g."

Oh! Well since the gauntlet has been thrown - get some of those fake hobbit feet, or bear slippers, and dress up like him for a day. Halloween is coming up.

Yes, Mayjah, I pronounce the, t, too.

Totally off topic on this off topic thread. How do you not look shocked when a friend gets too much botox? I don't thinkI did very well.

Well, juju, I think you did your best, after all, your poor friend certainly can't not look shocked herself, yes?

i hate the t being pronounced in often - i dont know why.

i say hang-ahhhs

I agree with ET - you are just making up for her inability to express. However that is sort of mean, rubbing her immobilized face in the fact that she is, well, immobile.

Oh, good! I know you're not supposed to pronounce the t, but I just can't bring myself to say "offen".

As for the botox thing, I think the only way to not look shocked is to go out and get some botox yourself.

my mom got botox and i laughed at her for like 3 days so i'm probably not the person to ask.

I think I may use both off-en and off-ten. If often falls in the middle of a sentence I think I use off-en, but if it is at the end, I think I pronounce the t. Why "I think"? Because I have been saying often for the past 5 minutes and can't figure out how in hell I speak.

I pronounce the "t", I say it more like hayng - errs…really ET, "ay-g"?? haha…

juju, if she acts hurt, just say you thought she looked so good you were trying to mimic her…without the whole needles in skin thing.

you could always offer to show her your vaginal rejuvenation…that should change the subject.

Ok then, I don't feel so bad. It's probably wrong of me to keep asking her if that's her, "angry face", damn me.

Ok, so my version of "egg" is right then?

i think so. if the mexican pronounced it like that, I'd have him asking for eggs at the grocery store every time we went…then chuckle behind his back. :)

Do you say soda or pop?

Holy crap I go to lunch and N Richie has a shitload of posts again? Aaarrghh.

so we get a stupid britney post but no commies…i see how you are cord.

used to call everything coke…now I use soda.

soda and tonic. but not pop.

You should just say
"Quick, co-worker, show me your happy face. Beautiful. Now your angry face. Fantastic. Now give me pouty. Perfect." I'm sure she would see the humor in it all. I don't know if that made any sense at all…I'm all hopped up on sinus meds.

it was chuckle-inducing Mayjah

"No. 111 Kitchy says: I have penis toes, does that count?" — I had to mention that. I've always thought toes looked like a penis, and no one has EVER agreed with me. JUSTIFIED!

I say soda, but the rest of my family says pop. I blame the fact that my mother learned English from the natives in Columbus, GA. She also says, "Shugah," instead of "Sugar." I heart my mom.

I'm sure she would have cried if her tear ducts worked. All she could manage was a, FU. It's not her fault she looks like the Hamburgler.

In some restraunt here they pronounce sweet tea, sway tay. Don't correct them.

my grandma says "urn" and "warsh"

clarification:

she "warshes" then "urns" her clothes.

my grandma says "warsh" also…does yours say dive-in instead of sofa?

Farking FIRST, you old rags!

no! haha, never heard that. but she says "humongrous"

I have a friend from Oklahoma, and she pronounces, "crayons" as "crowns." I love that bitch.

RIDONCULOUS

my grandpa says "foot feet" instead of gas pedal.

Ek-cetera or ET-cetera.

*blushes* i have to concentrate really hard to say "crayons" instead of "crowns" - I just started calling them "colors"

he was trying to teach me how to drive and kept saying "put your foot on the foot feet" and i'm sitting there going "what the hell is a foot feet?!?"

LOL@ Deimos, I like your grandpa and from now on it's, foot feet.

My dad says "deef," instead of "deaf." Like, turn down that damn stereo, do you want to go deef? One of his favorite actors is Seen Pen. I shit you negative.

juju - blah blah blah

Great. My basement flooded and I've been shop vaccing the hell out of it while plans are being made for a coup. Thanks for including me, Evil Twin. I will definitely fly over to Perez, where I can duke it out with a million illiterate bastards to post "first!" despite the fact that I'll be listed as number 147. I'm fixin to leave anyway, since I never win prizes for my literary efforts.

definitely know "crowns" for crayons. and "peench" for pinch. e.g. she peenched me with her faiin–gers!

Those people call me SAY-ruh.

LOL adad… I imagine saying "colors" might get you into worse trouble… at least with Cord

Juju: I say et cetera.

My dad refuses to say espresso. He says expresso. Which, to me, sounds like a McD's version of espresso. Like cheeze, it can't be spelled correctly because it is an espresso-like product.

i know, i thought about the racist implications after I posted that. I just figure I'll get james_boston and the mexican to fire back for me.

Now, see, my friend from Okie is also Sarah, and they call her, Suruh. But they say it REALLY fast, so it comes out like, sar, like "car."

What number did Cord say he wouldn't be impressed till we hit it? 300 or 500?

i'm bad about the hard "i" :) my ex was from california, and when we went to visit they made me count to 10 about 500 times for their family. And when I asked for ice cream at the ice cream store, she looked at me like I was crazy. It was a great trip. True story.

We've already hit 500 on The Hills posts, I think he said he wouldn't be impressed unless we hit 1000. Shit, baseball players never even hit 1000, how does he expect us to?

187th!! Woo hoo.

1000 juju - we done did 500

1000! MAYBE we would try harder if we got some Commies… I'm just SAYING.

Lale's back! Sorry if I pissed you off a couple weeks ago. My sarcasm meter was off. Would you like a Tom-ba?

HE'S NEVER HAPPY. WHAT ELSE DOES HE WANT FROM US. WE TRY AND WE TRY.

192nd, you farkers!

Asscream will come in handy in the drive by assing, adad. Don't be sorry about a product that will sure prevent all manner of chafing.

what is the countdown on that drive by…i believe its at 4pm my time, which is 37 minutes from now (damn you guys make the day go by so much quicker). et, you finished bedazzling my sign?

You bet your sweet ASSpercream!

T-minus 35 minutes and counting Cord, only you can prevent this from turning into a forest fire. Only you…

juju it's the unspoken expectations that kill me. what does he want from us? he never says!! so we keep trying all kinds of different things to please him! I have loved men who are like that… If the past is any indication we will never ever know what he thinks, and we'll take him out of our myspace top friends!

BeA, I love ya! So my husband, who is a damn Mexican (I'm not p.c. like Admittedly Addicted), says "salmon" with the "l". I have to coach him before we get to Chili's.

Ahhhahahaha @ foot feet!

My bf makes fun of the way I say oil. I say something along the lines of "ohl" I dunno. I can't even think of a way to spell the way I say it.

I have the same time, Adad.

::rubs ass in preparation::

Cait is gonna be so mad she missed this whole thing. And james_boston will be extra upset.

200th, or maybe 201st!

Here's your especially bedazzled sign, adad.

He has a myspace? Does everyone have a myspace? I have one but I never use it. That must mean I'm going to lose it.

MINE TOO LALE!! Ahhhh hahahahaha…

Lisa, they just finished my ass tattoo. I went ahead and had them bedazzle it for extra flair. I want him to remember my assing…

Mayjah, it is "ohh-uhl"?

My mom is Puerto Rican, and until I was about 10 and taught her different, she would say "ja-jent" instead of giant. I wish I hadn't coached her out of ja-jent, I miss it!

Well, you are at 208 already! Happy yet, Cord?

I'm sticking some brass knuckles up my crack for this assing. He's gonna be sorry.

i say it more like olll. one syllable. i get that from my grandma…i don't warsh though

Adad: I have my assless chaps, which I converted into shorts, ready for the occassion. He will be assed like never before!

SHe sounds like my grandmother. She's live in America over 30 years and still has this crazy thick accent. Stupid ass always comes out, stupid house. I love the way that old woman swears.

LOL juju!…. The last guy who didn't communicate with me has a myspace, is what I meant. Still - I know Mollygood has a myspace but I think it still actually takes to you Molly. I looked around once but I haven't seen a myspace for Cord. He's worried about our stalker-asses getting on a plane… humm I wonder why? :)

brass knuckles…nice. diamond encrusted i assume.

haha, it's like a grill for your ass cheeks!

I hate when work interferes with my posting life.

I wish Nicole would stop wearing LAME scarves like headbands in her hair! And, I hope her baby turns out HEALTHY!

i told work to suck it today Cait. My boss comes back from his leave tomorrow…hell if I was going to work today.

218th, and 30 minutes to go, ladies.

Ok then. I was thinking there was some way I could better stalk, Cord. This is easier. I don't even think I remember my, My Space, password.

kat, how could you insult her baby like that…she just wants to be malnourished like her mother. DAMN YOU…

Yes! Adad, olll is the way I say it. It's the southern girl in me. I also say dawg instead of dog.

*shivers* that was on topic…and it was a strange sensation.

I'm getting scared. This is going to be an ass'ing of epic proportions. I hope we can self regenerate. Ps, I think today is the season premiere of, Heros.

Good idea, Adad - the grilling. I am getting a stuntman, as.we.speak., to prepare my ass for flames. I am setting it on fire!

Alright…Naptime for ME! All this trying to keep up with this one thread is making me very, VERY sleepy! Good luck….I hope you get to magic #500 before quitting time today.

If Lisa can use and ass double, can I?

Don't forget the Vaseline, Lisa, it'll keep you from getting burned.

i'm with you guys. there's no audible difference when i say "bowling" and "boiling"

Wait, we have to get to 500 before we strike, I thought we were just striking until we get the Commies…

she's just using the stuntmans secrets…not the actual stuntmans ass. no doubles allowed ladies, he has to know we're serious!

umm if we always go off topic, are we trolls???

i thought we were striking for commies too