Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard on rumors she is dating eary merman Michael Phelps:

Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste … He's really not my type.

Aug 20, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 34 Responses
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Comments (34)

No. 1 Helen Skor says:

She better watch her mouth . . . the fur is going to fly when Whitney and the rest of the Phelpsophiles hear this!

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:09 am
No. 2 stickynose says:

"I mean it you guys! He's a "boy" and he's a "friend" but he's not a "boyfriend". What? you guys! I don't either like him.
Whatevers!!!

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:12 am
No. 3 Haydn says:

"..not really my type". He's more a Tour De Force I guess.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:13 am
No. 4 sar says:

That's hilarious! You'd think she'd know better than to endear herself to the 5 people worldwide who hate Michael Phelps.

Anyway she's saying exactly what people say when they hooked up with someone out of their league and miss them terribly.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:22 am
No. 5 sar says:

ps "eary merman" is the POTD Phrase Of The Day

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:22 am
No. 6 Sarah says:

Eary a merman will down in flames.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:25 am
No. 7 gumball says:

I hope the reconstructive surgery on her anguised with regrets gnawed hands heals soon.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:42 am
No. 8 Luz says:

Amanda Beard is a damn idiot. She had Ryk Neethling for fuck's sake, and she cheated on him!

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:43 am
No. 9 Sarah says:

I'm going to go anguise some oranges. Makin' juice.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:49 am
No. 10 gogogo says:

Sounds more like something a woman scorned would say. I think she will live to regret that comment-like, daily regret that comment-FOREVER.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:50 am
No. 11 kittenpaw says:

Saying "eww"? Maybe she likes the ladies?? Or is she 11 years old?

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:50 am
No. 12 BmoreKate says:

No matter what you think about Phelps' looks, he seems like a nice person, and that is just rude.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:53 am
No. 13 ugh says:

Well, she couldn't handled that any more appropriately…how rude

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:57 am
No. 14 Jessica says:

There was always something I didn't like about this chick…she is just snarky. Plus, I think she is creepy looking. Her type must be crypt keeper.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 10:06 am
No. 15 cmc says:

Maybe he's like a brother to her? I'm sure they spend a hell of a lot of time together and probably get along fine, and the quote may be taken out of context…her saying 'eww' really makes it seem that way to me. If not, then she's a total idiot.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 10:21 am
No. 16 inara says:

"Eeewww"? Has she looked at herself in the mirror? She looks like the identical twin of Alexis Arquette.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 10:29 am
No. 17 Kate says:

or maybe she is being facetious??? like saying, i hate him, he's a douche-bag…about someone you actually love, just to throw off the media?

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 10:43 am
No. 18 em says:

Her last name is "Beard". End of story.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 10:55 am
No. 19 em says:

Also?

http://dlisted.com/node/27829

After seeing that picture, she obviously didn't sleep with him. She just wanted to bite into his juicy neck and suck his blood. Oh, and she has man hands.

OK, I'm not even a Phelps freak and I hate this chick.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:02 am
No. 20 queencrone says:

Aaaahh, GOOD. My evil plan is WORKING!

I have this secret weapon that makes women think that Michael is highly undesirable. I tested it on Amanda. Soon, women all over the world will be saying "Eeeewww" when they look at Michael.

Then Michael will be ALL MINE!!! BWAHAHAAH!!!

All's fair in love and war.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:19 am
No. 21 Kitchy says:

If you hear the whole thing, she's obviously joking. She was doing a Valley Girl impersonation, for God's sake.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:34 am
No. 22 queencrone says:

P.S. I have a waterbed. :-)

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:37 am
No. 23 mrs favre says:

C U Next Tuesday Amanda

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:42 am
No. 24 Whoville says:

Whatta bitch.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:44 am
No. 25 Kate says:

I agree Kitchy.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm
No. 26 sar says:

I didn't do my research — out of context quotes, MG? REALLY?

I take back my comment about her.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm
No. 27 Patrick says:

His body is ridiculous, but his face is weird. Also, I don't think Beard is talking about his looks. He gets arround with the ladies. A lot. Supposedly he slept his way through Athens 4 years ago, and he man whored hard at Ann Arbor. I think Beard means that she would not sleep with such a slut (yet another reason why Phelps is my hero). And being on the US team with him for so long, she would know all about his sluttage.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 1:04 pm
No. 28 payter says:

Did she date Apolo Anton Ono? I had a faint memory of her name and that she was dating someone in the sport world - does anyone know?
I heard on ESPN radio this morning that Lindsay Lohan sent a text to Billy Bush that said something to the effect of "Tell Michael Phelps'mom that I want to meet him!" To which Momma Phelps replied "DELETE DELETE DELETE!!" Smart Mom!

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
No. 29 queencrone says:

I LOVE a man that smells of chlorine.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 2:30 pm
No. 30 jemms says:

okay. now she has done it. "ewwww?" wtf, skank. with your dumd, insecure, star f****r expression on your LONG face. really? your lame posing for magazines. The anxious expression on your awkward face. you, my dear need to go away and tramp off into your hole.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm
No. 31 jemms says:

queencrone, your secret weapon is working. keep it going.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
No. 32 Luz says:

payter, she dated Ryk Neethling for a few years, he won a gold medal or two in Athens, and he was in Beijing too. He's like South Africa's version of Michael Phelps.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm
No. 33 queencrone says:

Well, jemms, in the end, if I don't catch him, I can always say: "You should have seen the one that got away!" :-)

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 6:30 pm
No. 34 Lola says:

Ha ha ha ha…. Yea the 50 year old grandfather this fugly skank was seen frolicking with on the beach shows that "good taste" this transexual whore has… Spoken like a true hating bitch who got used and dumped by Michael Phelps. I mean have you seen this losing bitch's mouth and teeth? She looks like Mr. Ed's retarded daughter. Fuck this skank… She lost in front of the world and now she's mad because Phelps is about to become a billionaire and all she has are these hateful words for a man who don't want her ugly ass.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 11:11 am
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