Wrecks, Sells
Spurned into inactive action by Ellen DeGeneres' fragility and susceptibility to pressure, record numbers of cruel Americans tuned in to her talk show in the hope that they might catch some of her seemingly ceaseless bitch bitching.
Ratings for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" were up almost 10 percent in the overnight Nielsens for the two days following her emotional breakdown over her adopted mutt, Iggy, who was passed on to another family after Ellen no longer wanted it. Those are just the preliminary numbers - the actual number of viewers may be much, much higher.
If her relationship falls apart, as news outlets are speculating it will, expect her to eclipse Oprah.
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i'm so over ellen and her puppy now.
I think Ellen was just jealous of Chris Crocker's meteoric rise to fame and thought she'd tap into the "crazy fuckin' wacko" market that exists out there.
don't get me started on skinny white women. >:
I used the time I would normally take to read this and had a power nap. Who saw, ANTM? I feel sad I've had no discussion on this very schocking episode.
Tyson Beckford can eat my mango any time he wants.
He was not feeling Chantals picture but he could fee me.
Even when Oprah's dog died (and there was only 3 dogs (1 in the metaphoric sense) left to pose for O magazine) Oprah didn't have a breakdown and she will never shut up about how hard her life is. It's funny how she is giving them 30 million dollars in her will because now it is guaranteed that they will all choke on toys and die.
I told my brother how ironic it is that our aunt thinks Oprah's a humanitarian considering how pathetic it is her dogs are getting 30 fucking million dollars and he was like "That's okay. Because it will be funny when I kill them."
I heard it wasn't about Iggy. I heard that Portia was dumping her & wanted someone younger & hotter. Wasn't she really crying over that? If so, shame on her for doing that on TV.
Juju I of course watched ANTM, and thought Heather looked AMAZING. I think I finally see her appeal, with some makeup, the girl is striking. A little shocked by the whole Ebony thing, but it seemed a little staged to me. Tyra obviously knew it was coming and chose her to stay, just for the story line. My front runners are now Chantal, Heather and maybe Salesha? Lisa dropped several notches for me this week.