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Jun 25, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 32 Responses
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    No. 1 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I hope it doesn't cum with all natural cheese.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 11:42 am
    No. 2 Mr. T says:

    You've been served!

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 11:50 am
    No. 3 ilnazhad says:

    OK, sometimes people really don't realize that their drawing looks like a penis. It may just be an honest mistake. OK, COOTER, IT'S A KIDNEY!! It even has a tube coming out of it.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 11:56 am
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    Mmmmm, weiners in your buns.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    Good eye, iln. I thought it was a huge thumb.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    No. 6 Kitchy says:

    Why do half the pictures only load like 1/3 of the way for me? I can't see this one and it kinda helps to understand the story if you can see it.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    No. 7 ilnazhad says:

    Yeah, I think you hags thought it was a dick because you enjoy objectifying him. I just received this link: http://www.cafepress.com/Hags.278338375

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    No. 8 ilnazhad says:

    The KIDNEY is shining because it represents HOPE FOR HIS FATHER. Pervs.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    No. 9 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I thought he was giving us the big thumbs up.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    No. 10 maria says:

    It does look tasty.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    It would be tasty with some lemonade. Over the top?

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    No. 12 cooter says:

    You're right Ilzzz. Total perv here. I see phallic everywhere I turn. Water bottles, tree trunks, toes, thumbs,noses, inner tubes, blow holes, door knobs, and yes, even kidneys.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    No. 13 ilnazhad says:

    Noses? Well, I guess large ones can be used for penetration.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    No. 14 Keeblerkahn says:

    You know JuJu, not all ladies like wieners in their buns. Some would say it's an acquired taste, so to speak. Many like them as finger food while others prefer them on a stick. My ex tending toward the latter at the end of our relationship. Then there are men who can't put a wiener in their mouth unless it's been cut up to remove all phallic symbolism, we call them Republicans.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    No. 15 April says:

    i perfer mine with a knife and fork.

    True story.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    No. 16 Be Adequite says:

    I like my weiner with ketchup HA!!!!

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    No. 17 ilnazhad says:

    Period sex!

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    No. 18 jujubees says:

    there's just not enough meat on sticks out there.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    No. 19 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Sex, period!

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    No. 20 Keeblerkahn says:

    PENIS!

    SORRY CAPS STILL LOCKED FROM THE KANYE WEST POST.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    I'M SO MAD I MIGHT BREAK MY MAC POWERBOOK. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MAC AIR!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    No. 22 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I DON'T HAVE A POWERBOOK, SO I'M THROWING MY G4 OUT THE WINDOW.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    No. 23 jujubees says:

    STEVE JOBS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH. I DON'T CARE IF HE DOES OWN ME. AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET ME AN AUNT ANNIES WEINER.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    No. 24 stopthemadness says:

    oh keebler. keebler, keebler, keebler.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    No. 25 Keeblerkahn says:

    Lol STM.

    Mia Culpa

    Mia Culpa

    Mia Culpa

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    No. 26 stopthemadness says:

    no need for mea culpa… i was cracking up at no. 14.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    No. 27 Keeblerkahn says:

    Well in that case I withdraw my Mia Culpa because I didn't really mean it anyway. :)

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    No. 28 jujubees says:

    I love the extra big mia gulpa at 7-11. It lasts all day long.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    No. 29 lava says:

    i am SO glad that's a hotdog!

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    No. 30 stopthemadness says:

    juju that was just so terrible that it came full circle and became hilarious.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    No. 31 jujubees says:

    Bladder busting drinks are teh hilarious.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    No. 32 blah says:

    WHOA! Uncomfortable……

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm
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