Adman: We want two words to come to people's minds when they think of Auntie Anne's Pretzels: uncircumcised erection.
Aunt Annie's CEO: Brilliant!
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Adman: We want two words to come to people's minds when they think of Auntie Anne's Pretzels: uncircumcised erection.
Aunt Annie's CEO: Brilliant!

I hope it doesn't cum with all natural cheese.
You've been served!
OK, sometimes people really don't realize that their drawing looks like a penis. It may just be an honest mistake. OK, COOTER, IT'S A KIDNEY!! It even has a tube coming out of it.
Mmmmm, weiners in your buns.
Good eye, iln. I thought it was a huge thumb.
Why do half the pictures only load like 1/3 of the way for me? I can't see this one and it kinda helps to understand the story if you can see it.
Yeah, I think you hags thought it was a dick because you enjoy objectifying him. I just received this link: http://www.cafepress.com/Hags.278338375
The KIDNEY is shining because it represents HOPE FOR HIS FATHER. Pervs.
I thought he was giving us the big thumbs up.
It does look tasty.
It would be tasty with some lemonade. Over the top?
You're right Ilzzz. Total perv here. I see phallic everywhere I turn. Water bottles, tree trunks, toes, thumbs,noses, inner tubes, blow holes, door knobs, and yes, even kidneys.
Noses? Well, I guess large ones can be used for penetration.
You know JuJu, not all ladies like wieners in their buns. Some would say it's an acquired taste, so to speak. Many like them as finger food while others prefer them on a stick. My ex tending toward the latter at the end of our relationship. Then there are men who can't put a wiener in their mouth unless it's been cut up to remove all phallic symbolism, we call them Republicans.
i perfer mine with a knife and fork.
True story.
I like my weiner with ketchup HA!!!!
Period sex!
there's just not enough meat on sticks out there.
Sex, period!
PENIS!
SORRY CAPS STILL LOCKED FROM THE KANYE WEST POST.
I'M SO MAD I MIGHT BREAK MY MAC POWERBOOK. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MAC AIR!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T HAVE A POWERBOOK, SO I'M THROWING MY G4 OUT THE WINDOW.
STEVE JOBS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH. I DON'T CARE IF HE DOES OWN ME. AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET ME AN AUNT ANNIES WEINER.
oh keebler. keebler, keebler, keebler.
Lol STM.
Mia Culpa
Mia Culpa
Mia Culpa
no need for mea culpa… i was cracking up at no. 14.
Well in that case I withdraw my Mia Culpa because I didn't really mean it anyway. :)
I love the extra big mia gulpa at 7-11. It lasts all day long.
i am SO glad that's a hotdog!
juju that was just so terrible that it came full circle and became hilarious.
Bladder busting drinks are teh hilarious.
WHOA! Uncomfortable……