NBC Demands What MLB Will Not

NBC executives may have been juiced over American Gladiators??? stellar debut, but the gladiators themselves were all natural. That???s because NBC Universal subjected the gladiators to steroid testing before they could appear on the show.

The 12 cast members were tested as part of their medical examinations and then required to sign a document saying that they were clean and that they could be tested at any time.

Because what fun is watching a man hurl giant sandbags at opponents clinging to precarious rope bridges if there is a possibility that that man is playing dirty?

Jan 14, 2008 · Link · 13 Responses
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Comments (13)

No. 1 Hotel says:

My bet is NBC Universal is covering their asses in case a sore loser blames steroids for their loss.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 11:50 am
No. 2 blah says:

I hope Bud Selig is taking notes.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 11:51 am
No. 3 Kitchy says:

I love American Gladitators.

But “natural” is not a word I’d use to describe them. In the 80s or now.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 11:52 am
No. 4 Lisa(#1) says:

Anyone else think that Wolf should be renamed Cap’n Morgan or something? He is totally swashbuckling and should have a parrot and an eye patch.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 11:56 am
No. 5 Kitchy says:

Cap’n Awesome maybe.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
No. 6 Lisa(#1) says:

Cap’n Sledgehammer? He needs to sound tough. But definately pirate-y, youknow?

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 12:38 pm
No. 7 Kitchy says:

Cap’n Arrrrsome.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm
No. 8 Lisa(#1) says:


Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm
No. 9 mae says:

Gladiators ready!!!!!!!!!!!! Contestants ready!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No. 10 blah says:

Im going to miss Mike Adamle’s hair.

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 2:07 pm
No. 11 Carl says:

Hahahaha! Wow. These guys BLATANTLY juice. Titan? That guy did not get that big by eating his spinach. This is seriously one of the most obvious lies I have ever been told. I personally don’t care if they juice or not though.

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 12:41 pm
No. 12 cretinx says:

all natural my ass. They just test clean - short ester steroids will clear the system quickly.

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 12:14 pm
No. 13 poptart says:

noooo don’t change wolf’s name. “Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf”???? AWESOME.

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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