Thunder thighs.

Hey I think I actually did well, although I should've marked my answer to myself before checking to see. *lol*

I love American Gladiators. I'm looking forward to the new one, but I don't think anything'll beat the original. Updated game shows never quite work. If you can call it a game show.

I think I'm in love with Cord. No other celeb gossip site would ever come up with this shit. Jeebus.

What do I do? Is this something you all went through when you first started frequenting? Are you still in love with him? What the fuck? When will this painful crush go away?

Help me, ladies. Take me into your sanctuary and soothe me with talk of killing people in the face.

I feel like I've found my home.

Another one to pledge their allegiance to Cord. Let me be the first to welcome you to a life of heartache and pain. He'll never love you the way you want him to

Mammoth, your alter ego could be Wooly.

*runs away weeping knowing she'll be back for more soon enough*

thanks for the bittersweet welcome, yourmom.

Soon enough you'll realize he's a heart-breaking, bunnie-balled bastard.

BB&B - you think people would catch on?

Anyway, I like the harem-y feel in here. One man, many hags. Only, he's like the closeted gay king who never lays a finger on any of his many wives. If I were more than about 30% lesbo, there could be some cool possibilities there, what with all those undersexed ladies. Alas, it seems the vibe is more conversational and nurturing. Oh yes, and ridiculously funny.

Yesterday I was watching an interview with these beasts and I swear I couldn't tell who was who, "she" sounded like a dude and I had to look at who's mouth was moving to know. Not that there's anything wrong with that…I mean being a huge bodybuilder or whatever, but you can get some serious hernias from weightlifting, so, be careful kids.

I just hope they keep the same theme music. I love those horns.

Fuck it! I love Fridays!

Yes, Mammoth. It's just like the heartbreak of high school when your boyfriend always wants to hang out with your male boyfriend, why? Am I right ladies? Or was that just me?

Oh jujubee, Or, your boyfriend wanted to hang with your BROTHER. And your brother had that feeling about things, and sweetly, patiently, tryed to clear this up for you. But you thought your brother was just completely trying to ruin your life.

Why do all the women have hair that is the same style as the last American Gladiators? Is there a contractual obligation to have the worst 80's mall hair possible?

The one blonde (and mysteriously shiny and hairless) guy look like Max Headroom on steroids. The other guy looks like what Chong would look like if he put down the bong and pick up some weights.

I bet there are a lot of roid rage fights backstage. I bet people get punched in the face all day long.