American Hero, Zero

Lance Armstrong defeated cancer to become a world champion cyclist several times over and ignite a nation's admiration. Similarly, Lenny Kravitz didn't let his total lack of musical ability keep him from being a self-indulgent ass who won't deign to take off his sunglasses inside and look people in the eye.

It's nice to see these two come together, inspiring as they are to both cancer patients and jerks, alike.

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Dec 5, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses

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Comments (10)

No. 1 chelsea says:

WHO CARES

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 9:06 am

No. 2 maria says:

I'll bet Lance is just using Lenny to get close to his hottie daughter…

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 9:23 am

No. 3 jujubees says:

And now after the mixing of the blood they are, bbf's, forever. I'm sure Matt and Jake will be sorry now.

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 9:32 am

No. 4 janice says:

I'm sorry, mmlobe. It's time to pack your things and leave the Top Model house.

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 9:46 am

No. 5 gayledi says:

Some people think Lance is a jerk. That he used "enhancement" drugs. Cheat to Win!

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 10:08 am

No. 6 jujubees says:

Calling Janice, your crazy table for 1 is ready.

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 10:11 am

No. 7 janice says:

Elephants! Dancing elephants and pink bears and bumbleberry pies and oogaboogaloomabababa!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 10:26 am

No. 8 kelly says:

Maria, only if Lenny's daughter is a 40ish, size 0 blond.

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 11:07 am

No. 9 Be Adequite says:

Don't forget Lance is also an inspiration to alleged steroid users too, Cord. Yeah, I went there!!!

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 11:34 am

No. 10 stella sabotage says:

I thought Sean Paul finally unfurled the corn rows.

Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 1:45 am