Apparently It's Better To Be Lonely Than Gay

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New York
magazine's recent article with Clay Aiken, who is living in New York to star in the Broadway musical Spamalot, uncovers some news that is sure to be devastating to old women and 14-year-old girls around the world: The guy's pretty much asexual.

[Clay] imagines his social life here will be “nonexistent, really. I’m not a nighttime person.” He does not plan on dating, and he is not involved with anyone. “Heck, no,” he says. “My dogs.” He has never had a romantic relationship with anyone, unless you count the girls he took to dances back in high school in Raleigh. “I just don’t have an interest in … any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate,” he says. “I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”

But Aiken is 29 years old and he is also a human. Surely he must have needs. Urges. He contemplates this in silence for 20 or 30 seconds. “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

As if the gay rumors weren't enough, now nobody has hope of scoring with Aiken. Unless, of course, you're a canine.

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Jan 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
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    No. 1 Lisa(#1) says:

    I think that will make him even more popular with the Claymates - he is even more like a teddy bear, no genitals!

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 10:42 am
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    And this revelation is surprising how???

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 10:49 am
    No. 3 taylor says:

    like morrissey, except he's not good

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 10:49 am
    No. 4 maria says:

    Woof!

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 10:51 am
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    He'd rather spend his time making love to a bottle of mystic tan. Who wants to bet if his penis is orange? PS, looking like Lucille Ball is super sexy. Old scary Lucy.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    No. 6 Halley says:

    Asexual is becoming an optional choice in this freedom to be yourself world..

    'Some surveys of sexual behaviour indicate there could be almost as many people who are asexual as are gay. But in a society where sex is all pervasive, asexual people tend to be invisible.'

    http://www.asexuality.org/home/

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    No. 7 mae says:

    I'm sorry why is he still alive again? He's at half mass. Gross. "My dogs" Gross Clay, Gross.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    If you have to ask, "Is that bad" You have some issues to work out. I have an urge every 30 minutes. Look, I just had one. Maybe I shouldn't gauge other peoples urges by my slutty scale. But, that stuff is down there for a reason. Other than the obvious. It's ok, you won't go blind. I mean, there was just the one time but it was temporary.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    No. 9 vagarious says:

    Um…does no one else find something strange about that picture, you know like the pointed hand aimed directly at the odd bulge in Aiken's crotch? Looks like he's so unaware of his uh…stuff that he's forgotten how to properly dress too!

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    I need bleach to scrub my brain. I created a mental picture of his nether regions and I wish I could take it back.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    No. 11 blah says:

    I've always wondered about this…not Clay, he's clearly a puff. I've always wondered if there are people out there who simply don't have a sexual attraction to either gender. I mean there are straights, gays, bisexuals; but is there truly someone who does not have sexual inclinations to either gender? It's one thing to simply have not met someone you connect with in that way, but it's quite another to be turned off to both genders entirely.

    Discuss.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    I've never met one, that I know of. Going horribly on topic for a second. Didn't he at one time get caught trying to hook up with a couple of guys online?

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 13 tlatzoteotl says:

    I once saw something on TV about asexuals. They profiled a couple that met online who were married but had never had sex, and didn't plan to ever have sex.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    No. 14 james_boston says:

    my hags have short memories! have we forgotten about john paulus who was a former marine who came forward (with pictures) about how they met online and had disgusting sex in a hotel room. when the story broke, some of gaykern's chrsitian fans sued his record label for "misrepresentation". here's the pagesix links to all the sordid crap…(and believe me, i ain't proud to count this orange-looking motherfucker as one of my people).

    http://www.pagesix.com/celebrities/Clay+Aiken

    WARNING! while safe for work (kinda) this is a pic of clay's bare chest as he was trolling for gay sex online. click at your own risk! don't blame if you get turned off to men forever!!

    http://bestweekever.blogs.com/.....ebcam1.jpg

    for those who can't click here, here's a choice quote; "i don't think i qualify as goregous…my skin is boring and white". uh, duh. it's all enough to turn you straight.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    I remember the first one from how ill I got looking at it. Some memories are better left dead and buried.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    No. 16 blah says:

    It's one thing to not have time for a relationship regardless of orientation, or to say that you don't have a sex drive, but it's another thing to say that you don't have any attraction for either gender.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 4:17 pm
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