The magical TMZ moles have discovered who's singing what tonight on American Idol. (The theme is songs from the year each contestant is born.)

If this list is true, we can tell you right now who will be in the bottom three.

• David Cook: 1983's "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson

• Carly Smithson: 1983's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

• Chikezie: 1985's "If Only For One Night" by Luther Vandross

• Brooke White: 1983's "Every Breath You Take" by The Police

• Jason Castro: 1987's "Fragile" by Sting

• Ramiele Malubay: 1987's "Alone" by Heart

• Michael Johns: 1978's "We Are the Champions" by Queen

• Kristy Lee Cook: 1984's "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood

• David Archuleta: 1990's "You're the Voice" by David Foster with Jeff Pescetto

Sooooo … who's looking forward to the Michael Johns and Kristy Lee trainwrecks?