
I grew up sort of like a princess. I know that sounds awful, but I was the baby of the family. I had older brothers, so the little girl always gets everything she wants.
That really does sound stereotypically American!
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Why is this horrible photoshoot everywhere? What a hypocrite after her recent quote in playboy about not doing nudity or using 'sex' to get ahead. If you look like a 12 year old boy, you probably should keep your clothes on. Pleaes make it go away.
Way to drop the ball GQ.
Thank you, Camilla. I was wondering the same thing, since I've seen everything but the baby mole and the nips already. Plus, I have a thing against her body because she has a long torso. Not her fault, but I favor long legs.
You know, you could photoshop in speech bubbles that say "stick it here" in every pic and it would make sense. Interesting.
What bothers me most is the pic where she is doing the bycicle exercise for abs popularized in the 70s and 80s - so weird!
Dear World,
Please stop doing this to women. It is time.
Yours,
Janice
I will simply never understand the appeal of Rachel Bilson. At all.
PS, Dear World,
Please stop intimating that the hotness of a candidate's wife is a factor in my voting. We've talked about this, and you know it's not true. Also, you still have my mix tape. Give it back.
-Janice
Oh snap! Mix tape stealer!
Who is Rachel Bilston again? Or right, nobody.
Judging by the third thumbnail, her career is apparently so stalled that she's taken up phone sex to pay the bills.
Dear Chase,
$3.00 surchage for non-Chase customers? Blow me.
Cordially,
mae
This is an outrage and an affront to women everywhere. RUBBISH. Am I a traitor if I ask where to get the lingerie and the shoes? I think I can be angry and shop at the same time.
I'll race you to whatever store carries the espadrilles, juju.
First, bitches.
You know what's weird. Between the last time I posted around 3 ish to know. I taught a spin and abs class and then showered. And, here I am again. Prioritites.
now, not know. Let's just say the brain doesn't work right after a spin class for a few hours after.
Endorphins.
Endolphins.
mmmm, dolphin salad sandwhich.
Dear Billy Blanks,
I hate you and I think you are glaring at me with your wonky eye. Please stop.
Best,
blah.
I would have kept mum on that whole subject about being a spoiled brat. No one likes to hear it. Other women rolls thier eyes in contempt, men that read that mag now know to stay away from you because no one will want to put up with your shit.
I simply get jealous. Why couldn't I have been spoiled as a child. Why. I would have made a good spoiled child. All my big brothers did was beat me sensless when I was a pill, and run off my boyfriends. Except one brother. He flirted with my boyfriends. I have no luck. So now I flirt with his.
I was spoiled too, yeah thats right….like a mother fuckin princess. My brothers pushed me down the stairs, always on Christmas morning. Oh..the holidays and memories.
My brother used to put me in boxes and push me down the stairs. i'll drink to you experiencing the same thing, cooter. pass the whiskey.
I have plenty to spare in my emergency bottle. Cheers! We had a drawer that pulled directly out of the wall ( I know that sounds weird & it was)and sometimes just for kicks they would put me in it and stand in front of it until I screamed bloody murder. Chlaustrphobic? Me…why would I be?
Thank goodness my brothers never thought of boxes.
Did you ever want to BE a boy at some point?
I did. (I even wore boxers.) My mom was so cool now that I look back on it. She indulged me and I got over it. For me, it didn't last long. I have a daughter that is going through that phase now. Other family members are speculating. I say, so what. It's all good.
I have not thought of all the stupid brother stuff in so long. God, it is amazing that we got through it all. The oldest one took the best care. Lord have mercy on me if it was just me and the brother that was directly above me.
They were down for you though. No one at school could push you around, just by reputation.
I have younger sisters that I always protected with my LIFE, and still do.
My brother sold my brand new PURPLE bike for drugs. That was a sad f-ing birthday. Holy shit, no wonder I'm totally fucked up.
This is like therapy. I need therapy!
true story, no shit.
my brother just rode my brand new SCHWINN into a pool and left it there when i was 9.
You got to love the old O.C. gang. Rachel Bilson is just lovely in the Agent Provocateur lingerie.
Please let all the women who commented on this site please look again.
All women want emancipation. They want to be respected and treated like equals. But the strange thing if someone is trying to get ahead in life by making some conscious choices it is all wrong. God forbid a woman uses here talent, brains or looks to get more out of life. In this example it is the looks Rachel Bilson uses. But if a woman is smarter than you and she gets a promotion in the company where you work you hate her, even if you don’t know her. That woman is breaking the glass ceiling for you and for that action alone you hate her.
I don’t get it. You all act emancipated but you are constantly bickering about ‘if a woman’s action is acceptable’. If you want men to act emancipated you firstly and foremost have to accept all the actions of your own gender, the good and the bad.
Thank you Simon for telling us all what we want. I'm so glad that I now know that it's because I want to be emancipated. It has nothing to do with the snotty comment about being a spoiled brat; no, it's because I want to be emancipated. You seem new to this site. Don't bring your pontificating bullshit here and tell us what we want. I know what I want, but I don't think your rectum would appreciate it.
I don't understand the obssession with Bilson. Girl Next Door bullshit is boring
She has got the shortest legs I have ever seen… with all the photoshopping they can do they should have lengthened her legs…
Simon, what Blah said and also-FUCK OFF!
Simon,Its about being equal not being better then.I don't know where you work, when a woman or anyone gets a well deserved promotion my coworkers & I are happy for them. To lump all women together is just plain stupid.
1. Lying on bed simulating orgasm✔
2. Fingers in mouth pose✔
3. Simulating phone sex orgasm with hand conspicuously located over breast✔
4. On your knees with butt thrust outward, while pretending to remove bra and hand located conspicuously over crotch area✔
5. Pretending to exercise, on a bed, in skimpy lingerie and fuck-me shoes✔
6. Sucking on something and giving a "come hither" look✔
7. "Down on all fours"✔
8. Spread eagled on bed with phallic symbol conspicuously located near crotch x
What do you think this is? Some girlie magazine or lad rag? They do have some standards to uphold being the classy, sophisticated and artistic publication that is GQ. ™
Dear Simon. You have me pegged. I am NEVER happy. I am ALWAYS jealous.
I am only happy when I am bitching about something. But I bitch about both men and women.
I am also a joy to hang around with.
This photo shoot looks weird, but man, I have a big girlcrush on her. Can't help it. Although she has gotten a bit skinny since the OC…still, I want those bras.
I don't get this woman at all. Not sexy (not ugly).
Yeah, I don't know about the rest of you hags, but seeing a young woman, in lingerie, on all fours in a men's "fashion" magazine, proclaiming herself a "princess" really makes me feel oh ever so emancipated, and that women have really furthered their position in society.
Maybe Simon meant emaciated? He apparently reads too many fashion magazines.
oh molly..you can't stop america bashing can you? culturally, spoiling the girl or the youngest child is typical worldwide. it certainly is in both the arab and european sides of our families and it hasn't changed since we came here.
you really think you sound so very cosmopolitan smacking down america at every turn and it only makes you sound….provincial.
@ raven
My neighbor in Saudi Arabia was a Pakistani, Muslim Brit female in a house full of dudes, and she never got a lot of things, nor did she ask for them. Atypical? I don't think so!
Talk the raven nevermore!
Lisa, the bicycle position is for all the guys who have masturbated to exercise programs.
I can't believe they didn't give her a banana, a lollipop, or a Popsicle. They really missed the mark there. The straw falls short, even if it does make her pucker up.
On an different note, I think she's cute, but she has a fivehead, which really bothers me.
And I wasn't born in the US, but I was spoiled. My brothers did NOT contribute to the spoiling, however. They never pushed me down steps, and weren't overtly mean to me. They just used me against myself. A tag-along little sister can be a great source of amusement when she's a tomboy who accept most any dare. As a caveat to young girls everywhere, if you attempt to skateboard down a pool slide, there's a chance you will fall off both the skateboard and the slide and land half in the pool and half out, breaking your arm and scraping nearly the entire left side of your body as you slowly slide the rest of the way into the pool. Let my folly serve as your warning.
Lily: Yeah, I guess that is for the small segment of men (or women with devices) who want to put it in your ass AND get kicked in the face. I should applaud GQ for being so sexually inclusive!
When I hear the word "spoiled" I recoil in disgust. Think about it, a peice of fruit that is spoiled is no longer useful. Same thing goes for people. Spoiled children who brag about it seem worthless to the contribution of society.
Granted, I wasn't exactly deprived as a child, the only thing I really ever wanted was an older brother. However, I was completely grateful for everything I got growing up and anything I got was not because I felt I deserved it.
@Simon
Do you hear yourself, dude? Complete and utter bs. You think she's hot. Good for you. Everyone has their own taste. It's not about her looks. She's cute. It's about the hypocrisy and the objectification she's exhibiting, not to mention spoiled princess attitude. The poses and the gestures DEGRADE women because it turns them into mere OBJECTS for others to treat as such. Her statement makes it seem like every baby girl wants to be a pampered little princess to grow up and be shallow and vapid because that's what boys like. Ugh! And, sweeping generalizations usually aren't such a good idea. That's what is so annoying. I work in a mostly female office. Guess what? We celebrate when someone gets a raise, a promotion, their MBA, or a chance to set straight some know-it-all guy who thinks a woman selling her integrity for publicity is emancipation.
erm……cord jefferson…just cuz you had one neighbor friend, that's what you're basing a culture on? racist much?
oh..and p.s. just because you disagree with someone doesn't give you the right to censor them. sorry. that's another one of those kooky things about america we love!