You Better Work!
As the contestants who lost to this top model stew in their respective backwaters, pregnant by a BMOC-cum-mechanic and bitter about what might have been, I hope they'll have an opportunity to see this picture and breathe easier. Because if this is what it looks like to take the title of America's Next Top Model, I do believe the program had no winners.
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That third picture inspired my next Halloween costume. I'm going as Caridee, who's going as a zombie, who's going as Popeye. Multi-layered costume will surely win me a prize. Then again, if I just go as Donald Trump, I can call everyone a fucking loser and get away with it.
Agreeable that the gig sucks, but I still love her. And she was way better than Melrose…the OCD psycho pressure cooker on the verge of cutting herself for punishment because she messed up 2 steps in a freakin' dance.
Lale: I always thought the ultimate costume would be to be ralph macchio as daniel-san as the shower curtain from KK 1. That was until I heard about a friend of a friend who, a few years ago, went as The Swan. You know the ugly girl who they gave a reconstructive make over to? But as the BEFORE. Bwaaa ha ha ha ha!
Oh my, poor Caridee. How can you be fierce standing next to a person in a cat costume?
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