Can't someone shove some cake in her mouth so she'll have to close it for a few minutes? Christ Almighty. And what's with Vivica's appearance? Does she have a new plastic surgery procedure to promote?

tony's shirt is from old navy. apparently he likes everything cheap.

who killed vivica fox in the face? she looks like ass.

Based on Vivica's hat, I am guessing the theme for this party was "wear accessories from the year that Jessica Simpson was relevant".

And once again there's Jess with her mouth hanging open, just waiting for a dick to fall out of the sky.

I think it's hysterical that it's gone from Jess having the spotligh to having even her birthday party pictures overwhelmed by Pete and Ashlee.

Does she *ever* shut her freaking mouth?

If only that gun was real…….

If only Romo gave Jessica's neck a quick snap in picture 6…

kitchy, that's the funniest thing i've read all day.

Two thumb rings? That's gone from edgy-circa-1996 to looks-like-i-had-thumb-transplants.

28? She looks great, but you're right, totally not accumulated much more brains in all that time!

Photo number 6.

"Sorry babe, your dad only paid me to be here for 3 hours. Me and the guy's are off to Fuddruckers."

What did Jessica Simpson ever do to anyone here? I'm no fan, but seriously, at least she seems to be having fun without being wasted, and maybe her guy has enough brains to realize that buying a designer shirt isn't going to make him any happier than buying the Old Navy shirt. I say, leave them alone.

agreed chezsan, she's not getting drugged up out of her mind and plowing her car into people and acting like a spoiled piece of crap. but then again it makes people feel better to hate on others. Although i have to agree that when she unhinges her jaw and gaps it open it always makes me think she's waiting for a dick to slam into it.

Without getting graphic…what's so wrong with someone opening their mouth for sexual purposes. How does that somehow make her trashy? If she wants to do that all day every day, good for her.

Nothing wrong with someone opening their mouth for sexual purposes, but it looks like she is going to have to compete with Pete. That boy has got the eye of the tiger.

Why oh freaking WHY is her mouth always open like a blowup doll??!! aaarrrggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!

sar, there's nothing wrong with someone opening their mouth for sexual purposes. But her mouth is like that at the beach, on the red carpet, at parties (and not those kinds of parties), and you just want it to close, already.