Amy Winehouse was interviewed via intercom once again, presumably because nobody can bear to look at her grimy, cracked-out face without running away in fear, and she survived six whole minutes of questions without injuring herself or others. Progress!

Of course, her responses made absolutely no sense to anyone, sober or not. Seriously, wander outside around 2 a.m. and ask any drunk to decipher what Amy Winehouse says and even they won't have a clue. It's a mystery.

See if you can translate after the jump.

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