Well, Blake's parents can get rich on the merchandising after they both die, ala the Coursons. Winehouse lunchboxes, yah!

Ohhh, my. Well, she was standing up pretty good all on her own. There was some wobbling but overall, I give it a, 6. 6 for standing on your own.

I'll take Winehouse shitfaced and warbling over Britney shitfaced and lip syncing any day. At least Amy still has a little talent left in her collapsed veins than bare crotch Brit and her pathetic comeback attempt.

Maybe they can hang out in rehab (No, no, no!)

I have a feeling there would be a lot of extensions flying around if those two got together.

Or they would be making out.

*shudder*

please amy would beat brits ass for no apparent reason, cut herself and then od. it would be a sad ending to a sad life, but brit got beat down in the process

Can Britney OD, while Amy cuts her and then Amy can beat her own ass? I like that order better.

And she'd still be wearing those fug ballet slippers.

And oh, the laundry! Blood, food and drink stains all over their clothes and shoes! They'd have to Shout! it out…

Maybe she can beat Britney about the head with Britney's nasteola brown boots.

I think those boots are like, Christine. You can try and destroy them but they will just regenerate.

But do they play hot sounds from the 50s and 60s?

No, they just have, Crazy, on a loop.

What do you want from a pair of boots from, Payless. She got those during, BOGO.

Are you sure it's not Toxic? I mean Brit's got to have some funkified feet. Especially with all the gas station bathrooms in bare feet and all.

I can't imagine the jam she's got going in those toes. I think it's probably some kind of medley.

Well, then Me Against the Music has to be in there somewhere. She is always trying to take Music down and the bitch keeps getting up.

And she probably can't lip synch with her boots. I think all her trouble started with those boots, see, THEY ARE POSSESSED!

Amy Winehouse: Making Nick* Carter look relatively good since 9/20/07.

*Seriously — Nick, right? Or Aaron? Kevin? Justin? WTF is that guy's name? I'm too lazy to Google.

You're right, it's Nick. Aaron is the little brother with even worse methface that deflowered Linday Lohan.

Ah, it's all coming back to me now, although I'm not sure I even want to know.

Ewwww, Aaron makes me feel like taking a shower. Gross.

hey ET, what makes you think he deflowered Whorhan?

Well, I'm ashamed that I know this, but what the hey…

*looking around*

Word on the street is that Aaron Carter dumped Hilary Duff for Lohan because she (Lohan) would put out. Considering they were like 13 at the time, I would hope that it was indeed AC who took her innocence.

thats what i mean, how do you know it wasnt like her first body gaurd.

She was a ho from the get go. I bet her mother thought it would be a good career move.

ET I remember that story but I didn't know it was about sex. Those carter boys are such ridiculous thugs, did you guys ever see their relaity show?

I saw one episode. It should have been called, "The house of douchers".

Guest starring that Giant Douche you sat next to on the plane (wasn't that you?)

Yeah, that was me. He tried to tell me how hot he was by telling me about all the ladies who like him. Swear on my large T0m-ba pampered ass. He made the circle with his index finger and thum and stuck his other index finger through the hole.

He was telling me how they slept together on the bed but just slept, not, you know, and then he did the universal hand gesture for, porking. OMG, why did you die on my ipod, WHY. Thanks for your super short battery life.

hahahahahahahah universal hand gesture for porking

i didn't realize it was that bad. did he do the "cha ching" motion back and forth like air-sex too?

No, but he did whip out his iphone and asked if I wanted to check it out. I guess it's hard to show someone your, Corvette, 20,000 feet in the air. I bet it's more like a, Chevette. I have a feeling that all these "ladies", are either imaginary or using him for money. Just a wild guess. He also had a hard time looking at my eyes. I felt so dirty.

she is fabulous…absolutely fabulous. what would western culture be without it's drug addicted divas? judy garland, marilyn monroe, billie holiday.

not to mention eleanor roosevelt…i've heard things.

and juju…who was the giant douce…please tell so i can spread it all over the internet!!

douche, not douce.

I did not get prince charmings name. Apparently the news flash that I was married with children made him go soft pretty quick, tear.

i was under the impression he was someone famous. it sounded like scott baio or something.

it still does sound like scott baio, you did say you didn't give a shit who he was right?

I got tell ya, I'm digging it. The difference between Spears and Winehouse is that Spears' career was built on being a three handed entertainer. She wasn't a triple threat, since she could barely sing, but her shows entertained because they were highly choreographed and she was traditionally pretty. Any songs for which she has writing credit she is the second author….she needed a lot of assistance to produce material nowhere near as good as Winehouse.

Winehouse is a songwriter - an an edgey one at that. She has an unusual sound. I have to say, this performance could easily fit into that sound.

That having been said, it sounds like there were sound problems - like she isn't getting sound back. At times the levels of the other band members are off as well.

It takes a lot of nerve to get up there and do this after such heartless and unnecessary scrutiny of her very serious personal problems. She doesn't seem invigorated, but good for her for getting out there. That takes cajones.

No, not Scott Baio. I wish it had been. I would have waited till we got off the flight and yelle, See ya later, Chachi. He likes that.

I'm not sure why it takes courage to get on stage while being wasted. Janis Joplin did it all the time and much better, imao.

If she doesn't want to be scrutinized maybe she should rethink the whole, walking around a bloody mess.

Literally and figuratively.

Seriously, she's a bleeder.

Amy please get yourself a real man, instead of hanging with an obnoxious twat that is about as good for you as a bullet in your head. Mark Ronson sounds like a bit of twat as wel. Thats the problem, talented women attract deviant jerks like sharks to a wounded fish. It doesn't matter if she starts off strong, shes gonna find it hard to get out.