And By 'Winehouse' We Mean 'Crack Den'

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It was only a matter of time, really: Amy Winehouse is off the wagon. But she spent two whole weeks in rehab! It doesn't make sense.

Sources tell The Sun that the singer has been hitting the bottle and friends suspect she's using drugs again, as evidenced by her scratches and bruises. (Amy reportedly self-harms when she is using.)

And, like an angel of light gracing us here on earth, Blake Fielder-Civil — Amy's jailbird husband — is urging her to get well. Blake reportedly "threatened to ban her from visiting him because he is convinced she is still taking crack cocaine."

When Blake Fielder-Civil is telling you to get your act together, it's probably time to reevaluate life. We're just saying.

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Feb 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 23 Responses
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    No. 1 deimos says:

    well she was only in rehab for 2 weeks. last time i checked it takes alot longer than 2 weeks to kick a crack habit. i'm just saying…

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 8:44 am
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I'm going to change my name to Lynn Incarcerated.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 9:36 am
    No. 3 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

    SM: I am totally jumping your train. Oi, look at me new name - is bloody good innit?

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 9:53 am
    No. 4 Lynn Incarcerated says:

    Yeah Lisa! I tried to change it… Hope it works.

    *Testing testing… 1 2 3*

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:12 am
    No. 5 Lynn Incarcerated says:

    WOO HOO!

    I'm a friggin' MG genius!

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:13 am
    No. 6 cooter says:

    Can cooter be incarcerated too? Um, dont answer that.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:44 am
    No. 7 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    Cooter… If you can see it, you can be it.

    This motivational speech brought to you today by the letters F and U

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:46 am
    No. 8 cooter incarcerated says:

    You mean if I can spell it….

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:49 am
    No. 9 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    See??? I had faith in you cooter.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
    No. 10 queencrone incarcerated says:

    I am keeping the ball rolling.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:07 am
    No. 11 EsquaredMomIncarcerated says:

    Why are we incarcerated?

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:19 am
    No. 12 cooter incarcerated says:

    Why not?

    Because Blakey is incarcerated.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:25 am
    No. 13 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    What cooter said… and the fact that
    "Sugar Intoxicated" would be frowned upon in my office.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:29 am
    No. 14 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

    This next song is for my Hags, incarcerated.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:30 am
    No. 15 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    I love the hags.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:35 am
    No. 16 southiejpd says:

    she's going to end up dead…soon

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:52 am
    No. 17 cooter incarcerated says:

    Totally off subject but Sugar reminded me of it, there is a guy at work that has tattooed fuck on one eyelid and you on the other. wtf? Who would hire this dude? My bosses boss thats who.

    I love my job but I work in a hell hole.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    No. 18 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

    Cooter: you should be all "are you wearing eyeliner? Oh, it's your tat. It totally looks like makeup." Then start talking about his "guyliner" and call him Pete Wentz. I am sure while you are recouping in the hospital (after he beats your ass) he will get that shit lasered off.

    That being said, I think those tattoos are funny as shit.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    No. 19 cooter incarcerated says:

    Yes, I believe that would be putting my life in jeapardy. But I like the idea, cause I love to piss people off for giggles.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    No. 20 queencrone incarcerated says:

    I briefly worked with a young man who had "game"
    on one eyelid, and "over" on the other eyelid.

    I can't even imagine the pain of getting your eyelids tattoed.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    No. 21 chelsea says:

    I LOVE YOU AMY

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    No. 22 chelsea says:

    LOOK AT SMOKING CIGARETTES THE FRIST FEW TIMES YOU TRY TO STOP IT DOESN'T WORK. YOU FALL BACK INTO YOUR OLD HABITS. KEEP TRING AMY.
    AS FAR AS BLAKE GOES HE DOES NOT WANT THE FREE RIDE TO STOP.IT'S IN HIS INTEREST THAT SHE QUITS

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    No. 23 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    I have a headache now.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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