Gee, What Could It Be?

At this point, describing what Amy Winehouse does in her spare time is like playing a game of Mad Libs: Last night, Amy left a pub carrying a lamp and a cardboard beer box in order to cover the white substance left in her nose.
Wow, that was fun. Almost as fun as Amy seems to be having, due to the fact that she has absolutely no desire to stay alive.
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ahhhhhhhhhh hahah Mad Libs?!?! I LOVED Mad Libs!!!
Oh come on. Thats probably just paint from where she tried to sniff that little white dividing line off the highway.
she needs that cardboard box to finish her fort you assholes.
Come on Whitney, everyone knows cardboard boxes are the new Louis Vuitton. It's all the rage to carry Little Debbie boxes as clutch purses. I would think a sophisticated New Yorker like yourself would know that.
Maybe it's mold? she IS pretty dirty… i think she's starting to rot.
I don't see the "copyright Perez Hilton" watermark.
It's photo 4 when shes clutching the cigarette packet and an inhaler that really sums it all up.
Why is this crazy bitch not dead yet? Overdose, already!
she can drive a car with her nose? first, who would put that on their dating profile? second, i'm convinced that you are also a crackhead because only a crackhead would write something that stupid while trying to promote something.
Oooh can I offer a MadLib?!?
"Last night, Amy (VERB, PAST TENSE) a (PERSON) for (VERB PHRASE) while trying to (VERB) at a (PLACE)."
Here you go:
"Last night, Amy punted a Mormon for yodeling while trying to grapple at a discotheque."
Begging you: No more posts on this trainwreck. My stomach turns every time I see her.
You said it, chezsan. Her face and the leaked image of Vern Troyer's sex tape need to be erased from my memory. Gross.
that looks more like a nasty sore to me
why cant she snort a couple drops of water afterwards like a normal person?? sheesh
Can't they just leave her alone to rot in peace already? Poor bitch.
Snorting water's bad for you, that's why. Duh.
(Again….facetious.)
love you sar but snorting water isn't any worse than snorting coke. :)
I am just afraid that this could be a maggot, falling out from her brain into her sinuses, and then it wiggles it's way out to her nostril.
Or not. I hope NOT. I hope it is a little errant snot.
This whole comment's purpose is to show that IT COULD BE WORSE.
Here's the thing…she's clearly not respecting herself or caring if she lives or dies; why should I? It sort of feels like this has gone on for far too long. Either die or get better. Quit making me look at your janky nose time and time again.
I*STILL*LOVE*YOU*AMY*
IT'S PHOTO SHOP
I do like Amys endorsement of Cake Mania 2 top of the page