Gee, What Could It Be?

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At this point, describing what Amy Winehouse does in her spare time is like playing a game of Mad Libs: Last night, Amy left a pub carrying a lamp and a cardboard beer box in order to cover the white substance left in her nose.

Wow, that was fun. Almost as fun as Amy seems to be having, due to the fact that she has absolutely no desire to stay alive.

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Jul 11, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 22 Responses
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  • Comments (22)

    No. 1 Jae says:

    ahhhhhhhhhh hahah Mad Libs?!?! I LOVED Mad Libs!!!

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 8:55 am
    No. 2 cooter says:

    Oh come on. Thats probably just paint from where she tried to sniff that little white dividing line off the highway.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 9:21 am
    No. 3 deimos says:

    she needs that cardboard box to finish her fort you assholes.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 9:33 am
    No. 4 Keeblerkahn says:

    Come on Whitney, everyone knows cardboard boxes are the new Louis Vuitton. It's all the rage to carry Little Debbie boxes as clutch purses. I would think a sophisticated New Yorker like yourself would know that.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:01 am
    No. 5 kate says:

    Maybe it's mold? she IS pretty dirty… i think she's starting to rot.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:13 am
    No. 6 sar says:

    I don't see the "copyright Perez Hilton" watermark.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:26 am
    No. 7 Haydn says:

    It's photo 4 when shes clutching the cigarette packet and an inhaler that really sums it all up.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:28 am
    No. 8 John says:

    Why is this crazy bitch not dead yet? Overdose, already!

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:38 am
    No. 9 deimos says:

    she can drive a car with her nose? first, who would put that on their dating profile? second, i'm convinced that you are also a crackhead because only a crackhead would write something that stupid while trying to promote something.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No. 10 kelly says:

    Oooh can I offer a MadLib?!?

    "Last night, Amy (VERB, PAST TENSE) a (PERSON) for (VERB PHRASE) while trying to (VERB) at a (PLACE)."

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    No. 11 Kate says:

    Here you go:
    "Last night, Amy punted a Mormon for yodeling while trying to grapple at a discotheque."

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    No. 12 chezsan says:

    Begging you: No more posts on this trainwreck. My stomach turns every time I see her.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    No. 13 Addicted to Addiction says:

    You said it, chezsan. Her face and the leaked image of Vern Troyer's sex tape need to be erased from my memory. Gross.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No. 14 BrittanyBlogs says:

    that looks more like a nasty sore to me

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    No. 15 Jaddedkitten says:

    why cant she snort a couple drops of water afterwards like a normal person?? sheesh

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    No. 16 Lale says:

    Can't they just leave her alone to rot in peace already? Poor bitch.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    No. 17 sar says:

    Snorting water's bad for you, that's why. Duh.

    (Again….facetious.)

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    No. 18 deimos says:

    love you sar but snorting water isn't any worse than snorting coke. :)

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    No. 19 queencrone says:

    I am just afraid that this could be a maggot, falling out from her brain into her sinuses, and then it wiggles it's way out to her nostril.

    Or not. I hope NOT. I hope it is a little errant snot.

    This whole comment's purpose is to show that IT COULD BE WORSE.

    Posted: Jul 12, 2008 at 1:54 am
    No. 20 blah says:

    Here's the thing…she's clearly not respecting herself or caring if she lives or dies; why should I? It sort of feels like this has gone on for far too long. Either die or get better. Quit making me look at your janky nose time and time again.

    Posted: Jul 12, 2008 at 11:21 am
    No. 21 chelsea says:

    I*STILL*LOVE*YOU*AMY*
    IT'S PHOTO SHOP

    Posted: Jul 12, 2008 at 11:24 am
    No. 22 chelsea says:

    I do like Amys endorsement of Cake Mania 2 top of the page

    Posted: Jul 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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