We feel the same way about Amy Winehouse as we do Britney Spears: She probably smells bad, and she's not going to recover overnight.
Despite reports that she is cleaning up her act, The Sun claims she has simply learned how to better hide her bad habits.
The mucky star has been living in the luxury London hotel since leaving rehab nearly two weeks ago and has refused to let in the cleaners. Hotel management finally went into her room while Amy was performing at the Brits on Wednesday.
Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor.
The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub.
She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why. I’m not.
A source for the Riverbank Plaza Hotel on the Albert Embankment revealed: 'It was carnage.'
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She needs to get a publicist. They (celebs) are notoriously lazy and rude when it comes to leaving places they are staying at. Kate Moss is especially bad….she once left some 'come' stains on a load of clothes that she gave to Topshop so that they could copy them and redesign for her 'label'……ewwww
I'm guessing the mirror on the floor is to either look at her peekacho, ala Fried Green Tomatoes, or for laying on the ground and snorting the Columbian marching powder.
blah.. perhaps she is using the former to complete the latter?
You'd think she'd have her own travel mirror by now.
She's a skank. She always looks dirty and smelly. Now I guess we know its true. So much for rehab.
Now that would be talent, Sugar…
I really hopes she does clean her shit up, but if she DOES win Death Watch 2008, at least she'll have skinny corpse.
And we all know that's what's really important.
Dying thin really is all that matters.
I hate it when I go to a hotel and they have to tell all my business to the press when I leave.
It really makes you want to go back and take your tips back.
:-)
sugar and cooter deserve a commie for that one.
I guess I should go back to calling her Crackhouse again, huh?
I dont know about you but I want my obit. to state the facts simlply.
She was thin.
Her life was short, but her waist was 23".
It balances out.
I guess refusing maid service is "getting better at hiding it" - for a crackhead.
Getting clean off Heroin only to take up Cocaine is pretty common. Ask my ex fiance! I wonder how many boxes it takes to dye that monstrosity.
The more I see her live performances, the more I question her talent. Like Tyra says, it isn't just about being pretty. It is what you do with what you have, and well, when she makes up her own runs, it is all sorts of bad. I guess she has Mark Ronson and the Daptones for pulling that album together.
oops, insert "to thank": "…the Daptones to thank"
i love people who try really hard to dress like they don't care what they look like.
deimos me to with out those people my store would be out of luck(closed)
it's harder than it looks
no way, your shoes are actually really kick ass. i'm talking about people who spend like 3 hours getting ready so they can look like they just rolled out of bed. you know, the ratty hair and savers clothes thrown together just so.
thank you but i have a lot of ratty hair crowd too
I wonder how she avoids the maid service? " Would you mind coming back later, I'm having a new beehive installed?"
more like "bloody hell! piss off for a quick minute, i'm havin' me hair done!"
"more like “bloody hell! piss off for a quick minute, i’m havin’ me hair done!”"
dammit deimos, i just started busting out laughing, LOUDLY, and im at work right now!
i love reading the comments here, always hilarious! thanks for making my day go by faster! lol
glad i could help love. :)
That's just not cockney enough, deimos.
Anything that can make me as happy as Amy Winehouses singing gets a break from me. A true star.
I am putting in Back to Black in the cd player right now.
Guess what? My cd player puts out sound and not smell, so I am good. What a talent. :-)
Next up, Aretha Franklin.
What? It's friday night! :-)
Who says all the trailer trash live in the USA?