Dropout Not Allowed In

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Kanye West's most obnoxious fan, Kanye West, is having another temper tantrum, and this one's international.

As you may already know, when not making music, boasting about the music he's made or bitching that his music doesn't get enough recognition, Kanye can often be found obsessing over fashion. Unfortunately, the feeling is not mutual, and the Vuittompous rapper is being proscribed from attending some of Paris Fashion Week's grandest shows. In what must have been the most hurtful declination, the Balienciaga house wouldn't have Yeezy even after he took to his blog to award its Closed Front Cage Sandals "Illest Shoe."

So, why is Mr West being blackballed? Capacity issues? Racism? Honest mistakes? According to him, it's none of that. He says the issue at hand is the designers and their jealous demand for the spotlight:

"I understand it," the hip-hop star said. "I get a lot of attention and, you know, sometimes the designers don’t want anything taking the focus off the show."

Of course: he's literally too cool to be allowed in, obvs!

Feb 29, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 20 Responses
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  • Comments (20)

    No. 1 skinny fat says:

    eat shit and die! i hate kanye.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    No. 2 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    Sugar doesn't care about Kanye.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    No. 3 Luz says:

    I don't even know how to respond to this. He's joking, right? Because no one could seriously think that, right? RIGHT??

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    No. 4 Brandon says:

    I see pics of these fashion shows and it looks like they let plenty of other stupid douches and douchettes in. So why not Kanye? Ashton Kutcher, the Olson twins, Lindsay Lohan always front row @ these things. @least Kanye has some talent.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    No. 5 love says:

    i say good riddance. he is a nuisance up down.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Yes, Kanye. That's exactly why they don't want you to come. Or maybe it's because they don't want you crying all over their runways making their stick figures fall down. I'm sure this guy cries when he doesn't get his pizza in 30 minutes or less.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    No. 7 blah says:

    Kanye,

    Die

    Best,
    The World

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    No. 8 queencrone says:

    Well, at least he is understanding. You know, when the sun is shining you just can't see the stars. (tongue in cheek.)

    Jujubees, just to be honest, I have also cried when my pizza didn't come during the time frame that they promised. I can't play around with food. That is serious. Ambrosia for the body and soul. :-)

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    No. 9 kellygrrrl says:

    I gotz da Illest Kick and it's going straight to his ass

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    No. 10 chelsea says:

    HE SHOULD THINK MORE ABOUT BRACES THAN SANDALS

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 9:53 am
    No. 11 Sugar's B-day party taxi service says:

    He looks like a cross between Urkel and Raj from What's Happening.

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 10:26 am
    No. 12 chelsea says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGAR

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    No. 13 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Thanks Chels but I meant that I'll be driving my daughter to a whole bunch of birthday parties this weekend. :) She's already been to 1 today and has 2 more to go. The 1 tomorrow is at an indoor water park about 50 miles from here. Usually I wouldn't agree to driving that far to a party but her best friend is a Feb 29 baby so she only gets to celebrate her birthday on the actual day every 4 years so it's a "special occassion."

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    No. 14 chelsea says:

    SOUNDS EXPENSIVE AND TIRING

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    No. 15 FACT says:

    Paris is the same area code that denied Oprah entry into the store Hermes. Their excuse was, they refused her entry because they have trouble with North Africans. Don't worry Kanye we all look alike.

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    No. 16 Frunced says:

    By saying he's "literally" too cool, Cord, you are saying that you're using the word in its actual meaning, not the figurative one. The one that means low temperature.

    And I don't think it was racism that motivated the ban. The incident with Oprah originated from a racist bitch at Hermes who didn't know she was turning away a celebrity.

    The reason? Surprisingly, France has its own morning talkshows and most of the French have never heard of Oprah. The same goes for Kanye West, I hadn't even heard his name until he made that Bush remark.

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    No. 17 queencrone says:

    Oh, chelsea. I know your comment at #14 was referring to Sugar Magnolia's comment just before that.

    But…. I have been getting a kick out of this all day. Just thinking about how this so describes my feelings, at times, in a nutshell:

    "parenthood,"
    "Sounds expensive and tiring."

    You got that right. :-)

    Posted: Mar 2, 2008 at 2:35 am
    No. 18 Stoney says:

    His massive ego is truly mind-blowing.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    No. 19 Dena says:

    Kanye *is* special. His underbite told me so.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    No. 20 Dena says:

    I was hoping his mom's death would shut him up for a while. I guess her tummy tuck was all for nothing.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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