Dear Danity Kane,
Listen, I know we've been through some tough times (like when I referred to you 'slutting it up' on TV, multiple times…and it was the number one Google hit for a little bit there), but I just like to think I was challenging you girls to be the best fabricated band you could possibly be. And sure, I'm not clear on why you guys chose to dress your hottest (and most in the band for her looks, oops, probably shouldn't mention that, I know it's a sensitive topic) member in maternity wear for yesterdays pre-VMA event, but whatever, overall props for looking more smoking than ever.

Most of all though, DanKan (can I call you that? super), I just wanted to say congrats, because all the haters will eat their words (and suffer horribly at the hands of fate) when they see that you all are Number Fucking One on the Billboard Charts. I wear my "Denosh and the Shes" track jacket (it's an homage) with pride.

Stay beautiful,
Molly