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Dear Ken Paves,

Please do something about Britney's hair. There is no need for it to look that disgusting every day, and she should learn a new hairstyle. If you need payment, our readers will gladly pitch in (… right guys?) to provide you with proper compensation.

Love,

Mollygood

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May 22, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 9 Responses
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  • Comments (9)

    No. 1 halfsmoke says:

    actually, i'd rather not pitch in any money for this. i'm amused at how someone who allegedly makes $700,000 a month has hair that looks like a mussel's beard. i make about $2000 a month. my hair looks fine.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    No. 2 Stoney says:

    She could have extensions made of gold and the jackass would still pile it on top of her head like a 13 year old.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    No. 3 playla says:

    No, we won't.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    No. 4 Elle says:

    i would definately be willing to make it look great for free, and i could do a great job at it too!

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    No. 5 chelsea says:

    It came out in the newspaper (La NacioƱ)That the Chicago Sun Times reported that she had sex with a young person here in Guanacaste Costa Rica that was in charge of beach chairs only know as Felipe.He was the most attractive person she had since Timberlake
    she also had classes in kabala yoga and pilates.
    COSTA RICAN LIE ALOT ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
    He can be a big shot with his (maes)friends now.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    No. 6 stopthemadness says:

    what playla said.

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    No. 7 Erica says:

    I agree with halfsmoke. I have a great cut and great color, but I only make 2k a month. I've always wondered who puts in her extensions since they always look like a six year old tied them in. But, hey, it's better than the pink wig so I am happy.

    Oh, Whitney, instead of volunteering our cash, why not tap into Mollygood's ad revenues? :)

    Posted: May 22, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    No. 8 queencrone says:

    I would be willing to pitch in my hard earned money if Elle could do her hair, and if chelsea could style her clothes.

    That would be fun.

    I really feel that it would be throwing good money after bad if we collected money to let this Ken Paves have at it again.

    Let's do a real Mollygood makeover.

    Posted: May 24, 2008 at 1:25 am
    No. 9 Nova says:

    Its obvious to me that Britney has no hair/makeup skills at all. I mean, she had people doing it for her for so many years and all she can accomplish is to pile it on top of her head. Blech!! Someone school her…please!

    Posted: May 28, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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