Jerk-off Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), currently in hot water for pleading guilty to attempting to get jerked-off in a men's restroom, will probably be jerked off the Senate. Man, these Republican, fundamentalist assholes are so gay!
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Cord, the guy didn't get jerked, he just asked the guy in the next stall to do it for him. When other guy in the stall showed him his badge and said he was under arrest, the douchebag whipped it out…his business card that is, and said that he was a Senator. Then he told the cop "what do you think about that?". I'm so glad that the cop didn't back down.
The thing is, the Senator didn't tell ANYONE he has been arrested, or that he was charged or that he plead guilty. The Senate found out the same way we all did.
Well I think this post wins double entendre of the day, not hte Britny one. This is like, twelvel-entendre.
I'm sick of Larry Craig–salon.com's been doing nonstop coverage of him.