All 3 of those girls look about 34

There is absolutely no way that Miley Cyrus hasn't gotten to at LEAST third base, with tongue/arm action like that.

I'm guessing she's circled home more than a few times.

OMG I love Dickensian fashion!!!11!11one1!!

I also really enjoy how the one guy in the blue shirt looks like he was photoshopped in from a cop drama.

Cougars and a cub in their natural habitat.

Question for y'all - what were YOU doing when YOU were sixteen years old???

I was going to the movies and chatting with my high-school crush on ICQ.

Sorry, she's still fifteen. So yeah, still the same as above, but I was also taping songs off of the radio.

i was alone in a cubicle from 8-5. true story. and i was crying a lot because i wanted a boyfriend. haaahahaha ohhh tragic childhoods, those were the days.

why, sar, why? don't leave us hanging like that! you are making me stop lurking!

I think someone's jealous of Jaime Lynn's OK cover….. teen pregnancy here she comes!

well i have to use a dirty word that makes people judge me. i love wrens. anyway - my parents pulled me and my brother out of school that year, and i had to …(saying it)… homeschool. But it wasn't like, homeschool homeschool. My dad just made me wear business clothes and come to his office every day, and teach myself. And since I couldn't drive myself there and back it was an 8-5 schedule.

It got a lot better the next year - I did 2 years in one with 3 really kickass educated tutors. And blue jeans. And transportation. It turned out well.

Thanks for caring :) Now start laughing again or I will pee in my eyes.(tm)

(you said lurking but i saw what i wanted to see i guess. you can lurk!)

in other news - IS WREN KITTENPAW'S NAME? I will guess until I get it, even if it takes years.

Oh sar, I had to teach myself too at one point. Brutal.

I can't lie, I was totally getting railed by my Polish boyfriend at 16. But I am from Fresno… the land of KFed and similar trash, so I feel relatively exonerated.

Is that Miley's mom sitting beside her? Crikey! And isn't Miley a good Christian girl a la Britney and Jamie Lynn? She seems to be right on track. Next stop: drugs and teenage pregnancy.

I like how most of the people sitting behind her look so unamused and super bored. Even the little girl to the far left is so over Hannah Montana.

yes that is Miley's mom sitting in the middle.

Is showing the bottom of your tongue like that considered sexy now? Apparently I don't get out enough.

I was going out with my first steady bf, a shy, studious, judgemental would-be writer as old as I was, and we decided we had to wait a year till we were ready to have sex.

There was much rejoicing when we reached 16.

wow, sar…you're a self made woman. I'm impressed.

keep guessing on kittenpaw, I love seeing the names you come up with!

There are rumors swirling that these Daddy is letting these two have sex but only at the parent's home to protect her Disney image.

What a hooker!

If those rumors are true probably the daddy is video taping them. Just imagine the money he would get out of those videos.