Pamela Anderson, on the premiere of her new reality show, Girl on the Loose, on Sunday: "PEOPLE BETTER BE WATCHNG THE OLYMPICS INSTEAD OF MY SHOW!!! You know how E replays things over and over — if people are interested it's always around."
America took Pam's advice and turned away in droves! In fact, more viewers tuned in for the season premiere of C-grade schlock Sunset Tan than for GotL, which you better check out soon if you have any interest at all. Contrary to what Pammy thinks, it's unlikely it will "always" be around.
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GotR? Girl on the Roose? So you're either using Middle English, or making Pam's show out to be a stereotypical joke about Asians. Your call, MG.
I vote Asians!! (if you're taking a census)
Of course I am! But I'm bad with numbers, so I'll just say…63.274% of people vote Asians.
I hope we get to see a therapy session breakdown where she has to admit where her lipline actually stops.
That'll be the session right before the one when she's traumatized by finding out her breast implants were tested on animals.
Also, are breast implants tested on animals? It seems silly, but I mean, they test everything on those poor bastards.
i'm sure she's just doing a reality show to set the record straight, right? because that's the only way to set the record straight, you have to do a reality show. i hope i never have an records that need straightening.
My hair needs to be straightened, does that count? I don't keep a record of it though.
i don't think hair straightening requires a reality show. maybe a 5 second spot on E! but not a full blown reality show.
Sar, I think finding the spot where her lipline ends would be as easy as finding Hoffa, Earhart or the cure for cancer.
Can Joel McHale be in my 5 second spot?
Wow…re-reading that, it's super dirty. What the hell, I'm posting it anyway.
GIRL on the loose??
bitch, please.