and the sex tape comes out in 3,2,1…

TEAM MG

that was the fastest update ever.

so she runs and files for divorce whenever she has a fight with her husband? what a fucking drama queen.

it took THAT for you to figure that out? :P

it took THAT for you to figure that out? :P

well i AM blonde ;)

promiscuous gays: FTW!

I'll just save this fondue set for her next marriage.

commies. please and thank you.

…And now they've broken up again.

Ok not really. But I wanted to save Bunnie some typing later when it becomes true.

Graaaayyyyt. These two a-holes are back together. I guess I'll be sending the fondue dish after all. They got back together just for the dish.

Bunnie should change head subtitle to "They said it wouldn't last, and it did not. Wait, yes it did. No it didn't. Yes it did."

Tune in tomorrow. Can we put them on a deathwatch?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH, lightbulb. Divorce watch!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot these two existed. Thanks for ruining my perfect thoughts, Cord!

I'll take February 2nd for Divorce watch.

This couple looks similar to that poor little sweet couple that were sitting huddled in a blanket at the freeway exit with a cardboard sign that I gave a $20 to on Thursday. Is this a homeless shelter picture? Do they need a donation? That lady sure looks like she could use a good hot meal.

That looks just like me and my husband…..I kid.

My vote for Divorce watch is January 2nd.

I figure now that they are back together there is some pretty bad make up sex going on. I need a shower just thingking about it.

That should carry them till at least Mid January. Hmmm. This is tough. They made up but they are still on the edge. If only we knew what the spat was about.

Was he filming other girls, was she accidentally screwing the pool boy? What? Mid January, I'll go January 16.

You know, I could happen that you were accidentally screwing the pool boy.

Not to take sides, but I know of a very nice lady that this happened to, many years ago. Some times this sort of thing is accidental. (Not like an industral accident, God Forbid, but an accident, none the less. )( You didn't plan for it, it accedentally happened.) The hotness of the man involved is a big contributing factor, along with the likelihood of being caught. It's an equation.
Your youth, and the likelihood of recovering from the reprecussions, etc. all factor in. All during that first kiss and grope. So I've heard.

So you've heard. I bet this theory would be applicible to hot bag boys.