As we all know because Mike Huckabee said so, gays are an obvious health risk. Sure, Pam Anderson has Hepatitis C, but she only gives it to heterosexual men…

That hurt my brain.

Great. I'm sending back this fondue set, AGAIN. How could he. Pam is a pilar of classiness and decorum. She wears friggin Chanel. CHANEL!

should i pretend to be shocked or just make a catty comment?

I really thought this one would last too. Sad.

I just vomited.

Maybe we could do some kind of smarty pants analysis why this woman has to marry every man she dates? Father issues?

Maybe 'casue she's a fuckin' idiot?

My guess is that because her relationships are predicated upon her looks alone, which she is losing, she is trying to establish some other "bond" to her romantic interest. This bond just happens to be marriage.

Or, you know, what Sug said.

And of course the men she chooses is a reflection of how she views herself. It says many, many, many things about that. She's like Peter Pan. But actually it's more like, Slutty Pan. Even though she gets older her men stay younger and skeezy.

Yeah, fucking idiot pretty much sums it up.

'casue = 'cause

Dammit… Huckabee has me speaking in tongues.

She should have just married David Hasselhoff. Why did she fight fate?

maybe getting married and divorced is her hobby, everybody needs a hobby.

Or maybe, just maybe, she is a crusader for gay rights. Offering herself up as a prime example of the non-sanctity of marriage. Sacrificing her dignity for the betterment of our society. Throwing herself upon the members of douchebags everywhere to consummate her brave protest. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Good argument Lisa but I'm sticking with the fuckin' idiot thing.

Emphasis on the fuckin'.

silly folks, there are no monogamous gays.

silly alan, shut your piehole.

No, no Janice. I would really like to hear Alan parse that out for me. No monogamous gay males, or all homosexuals? Also, why is that the case? And while you are at it, weigh in on how you perceive gender to play into this point, if you please. Oh, and lastly, is homosexuality nature or nurture? Because I would really like to make sure your conclusion comes from the same argument I have joyfully obliterated so many times before.

I guess ignorance is also lazy.

Pam's next mate will be four legged and totally with her lifestyle. The nice thing about her next marraige is that she won't have to get divorced, she can just take old glue to the factory for processing.

oh Mr. T, that was so bad it's good.

Oh man. i thout Alan said there were no monogrammed gays. I would think they loved the monograms. Me too.

Hm, Lisa, as much as I would have loved to see you tell him off, I think it was a joke. Here's another one: since when are humans monogamous?

Katie: I thought about that. That is why I asked my questions. I was just going to ask if it was a joke, but I figured I would save a post and write the questions I would have asked if he had said "no." That is what sucks about the internets, loss of verbal queues. Unless you go the whole "/sarcam" route.

That being said, I may have been a bit aggressive.

That bitch has been riden more than a bicycle. lol

To be equal opportunity here:

Salomon is like a puppy before it is neutered - humping anything he can get his legs around.

Maybe his next wife will be more to his lifestyle. The good thing is he won't have to get divorced, he can just release her back to her bonobo family.

Diseased starlets use that bastard more than underpants.

I don't think Pam would have this problem if she would just eat some chicken.

I thought Alan was being facetious. Is he? Did we get clarification? Damnit, you cannot say something like that and not do a follow up.

It makes you wonder what's so sacred about marriage that we can't share it with gay people. Pam's just a dumbass. The mere fact that she married someone who banged Paris says it all.

Forget the fact that gays aren't allowed to get married for a minute - there should be a law that prevents these type of people from marrying. If marriage is in fact a sacred, holy union, why let these douchebags to it so flippantly? Think about it, if you are a shitty driver, eventually you are going to get your license taken away and not be allowed to drive. Same thing should apply to people like this; just take their damn licenses away.