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I got a special treat for you today: two clips from the upcoming (but already happened in real life) Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. Both of the bits are interruped by mothingf-ing crazy man Andy Dick, who both terrifies and fascinates me, especially since he bit a Page Six reporter at this event. Also, I lived most of my college career convinced one of my best friends licked his nipple at a club only to find out many years later that it was a lie. Ha-HA, you are so outed.

Above we have the always hilarious Patton Oswalt and after the jump is a great clip from George Takei's bit. That Motorboatin' Sonuvabitch. My loved nerdbots will appreciate these two bits greatly. Again, both clips involved Andy Dick's tongue and people's faces. Cocaine's a helluva drug.