Guys as nice as you Cord? *Bats eyelashes*

She seriously needs to update her hair style.

Is it just me or does her face look bloated…maybe its that time of the month!

Yeah her face looks much fuller. And yeah, her hair's been the same for like 5 years now. Want to leave Rachel behind? Stop wearing the same hairstyle.

im gonna start the latest rumor: maybe shes preggers!

cord will just break our hearts.

Good for you Jennifer!! Glad to see good triumph over attention-seeking evil (Tramp-elina)

See folks, this is why Europe (you know, where the history comes from) makes fun of the US at every turn.

A whole country populated by people who seriously cannot get over an overly exaggerated Hollywood "love triangle".

oh & yeah, its totally time for a new 'do

her we go with the poor jen thing again…i'm going to need a big dose of tom-ba.

*disclaimer*
I didn't literally mean the whole country. And I'm gonna stop typing… now.

don't worry bodhi, i hate the team jen and team angelina people also.

"you know, where the history comes from"

i think you need a TM next to history, for effect

My sinuses are really crazy today so I'm all hopped up on the antihistamines. I read that 3x and it was all, wahhhh, waaahh, waaah. That's how I said it in my head anyways.

I think the majority of America is over this triangle. Let it go, US magazine.

She appeals to all those women who have just been dumped by thier boyfriend or who have just seen thier ex-boyfriend a few months later looking 10 times hotter than he was when he was with you.

Personally I can't stand her. I don't know if she's intentionally still hanging out at the pity party, but she gives that vibe that says "feel sorry for me. I'm hot and so lonely".

I don't know how she could even maintain that. At some point you need to step away from the pity party so you can have some of the sex.

But that's just me we all know I have slut issues. She's got to have some back up booty calls.

I've totally got her figured for someone who would pick up a boy around 19 years old, take him back to her place and have angry freaky sex with him. All that anger's got to be taken out somewhere.

Get Real~! It's not Jennifer who is perpetuation this PittY party, it's the tabloids and blogs who use it to sell, same as PittY-Boy did recently to gain attention to himself by bringing Jennifer up in an interview…Aniston has so congratulated herself for being relieved of such a loser and has gone on with her life in her normal, private manner. Her covers sell because other women admire her class and style, and consider her a "friend", not a HO who can't be trusted. Time y'all let go of Jennifer, and concentrate on who is taking who to where today , yesterday, tomorrow….lolol..big news huh?

What? All 3 of them are boring. I wish they'd move on from all of them and leave them to their boringness.

Oh so exciting, they dropped the kids off at school. What an interesting article about Jen overcoming her tragic break up. Lameness. It all sounds as exciting as my own life.

Where's the coke'd out car jacking. Work with me, someone have a brekdown, please. Britney, I'm still betting on you.

For what it's worth, the guy at my newsstand swears by her, anecdotal I know but still

He's smoking those hand rolled cigarettes.