If It's In 'Us Weekly,' It Must Be True

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Why the media has it out for Jennifer Aniston, we will never understand — but this week the assault continues as Jen is painted as the desperate clinger in her romance with John Mayer. To make matters worse, a "friend" of Aniston's is giving quotes to the press about the fairytale romance:

She's really into John, and the nine year age difference doesn't bother her for a second. Jen's already telling friends she's falling in love with this guy.

Jen's really hoping he can spend more time in Miami with her. She just wants to see a lot more of him. This was definitely not a one-off thing as far as she's concerned.

She's already falling in love? Yeesh. Good luck with that pathetic hag, John. It's a wonder Brat Pitt made it out alive.

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May 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 Mr. T says:

    Run John, run!

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    No. 2 Run-DMS says:

    I really wish certain would fuck off, already, with this bullshit. She has done nothing to deserve such disrespect.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    They're perfect for each other. They both consider themselves the greatest person on Earth, so there's no need to worry about feeling inadequate.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    No. 4 ilnazhad says:

    Yikes, Whitney! It's not like John is much of a catch.
    Stay sassy, though.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    No. 5 SnackySmores says:

    Good lord, slow week for US. I don't know what's worse, hearing about this for the billionth time or getting a Speidi story.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 6 adeline.jane says:

    why does everyone think she's desperate? what is the big deal?

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 7 ilnazhad says:

    Anniston probably didn't have the decency to send a card and a fish-cupcake to Whitney's little kitty. Well, it's not just cats that hate bitches!

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    No. 8 deimos says:

    john mayer is a douche with a crappy singing voice. true story.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    No. 9 cooter says:

    Yes, she got publicly fucked over. That sucks but since when does being single make you pathetic. Suck it Us weekly. I hope her & her new prick….I mean man are very happy.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    No. 10 stopthemadness says:

    je ne understand pas all the aniston hate.

    i agree with cooter. she got pretty hosed in public and didn't act nearly as crazy as i would have in her situation.

    and john mayer pees on the ladies. when did he become the it guy?

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    No. 11 stopthemadness says:

    being a hag is not a crime! hagalicious.

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    No. 12 Mammoth says:

    i will jump on the bandwagon here and say that i really don't get why she's painted as some desperate hag. she's just single, for chrissake. can we go back to making fun of jessica simpson?

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    No. 13 tc says:

    she's painted as a desperate hag because that is what she is. that's not hatin', it's truth tellin'.

    Commies yo!!!!

    Posted: May 5, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    No. 14 wildflower509 says:

    Some rags hound Jennifer Aniston because they don't understand how she can be so successfully contented with her life and place in it. Her life doesn't revolve around "being married", but rather to living it, her way, her terms ,thanks to her great financial success in the industry wearing lots of hats: director, producer, company owner, actor. She is one of the top 20 wealthiest actors in Hollywood. Brad was just a blip in her life, and has been out of it for some time, i fail to understand why people can't forget that they have both moved on, and so should the public. As for the "haters" it's getting old, time to find something that deserve hate; Iraq War.

    Posted: May 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    No. 15 Carol says:

    Hello, yes I think that Jennifer is far too good for John. He is a GEEK, totally. No wonder Jessica Simpson got smart and ran away. Jennifer can definitely do better than that. She should have a child Alone as she is wealthy enough and independent enough to do it. Thanks, Carol.

    Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
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