Hey, hey, hey desperate and hag should never be in the same sentence!

writing a book will only make me hate her more. i'm so over this "poor jen" thing. everybody acts like she's the only woman who lost her man to another woman. suck it up and move on lady, nobody likes a cry baby.

Yeah, there's something so sad and pitiable about being single, wealthy, fit and happy in your 30s or 40s. I feel like the only people crying about her fate are the tabloids, and why they insist on painting her as a spurned and dejected woman, I'll never understand.

FYI, Jen A. is no longer a hag. She didn't send in her monthly dues and we have excommunicated her from the group.

LoL evil twin! On a sidenote….how different does she look than in the pics on "the fish" with her on the set of Marley and Me in her shorts? I love her face in this pic so much more.

Oh deimos, I love you. I cannot stand Aniston and I'm so sick of her whining. I cannot imagine a more boring "tell all."

Here's an excerpt from the book:

"It was June 21, 2005 when I discovered Brad and that mean-bitch-whore-cunt having hot monkey sex in the cabana. How could Brad do that to ME? I was "Rachel" for fuck's sake! I started a hair trend in the '90s not seen since the "Farrah."

Always remember: An "lol" reply to ones comment is SUBJECTIVE. No need to post again, sweetie. You're actually not very clever.

Whatever happened to crazy Rachael rachael rachaelforreal rachaelforrealthistime tiger?
Completely on topic: I wonder why Brad left? He sure does attract the crazy.

man, people have been fucking cranky lately. we need to start putting prozac in the water again.

I'm not your sweetie, Scout. So suck on it. Oh, and then choke.

Hey Scout, where's your potato head sister and half-wit step father?

ET, are you telling Scout to go "Lindsay"?

You know they're fucking, when they were totally supposed to be babysitting Tallulah Belle. That's why Scout is so pissed off.

Oh I think I need more exerpts.

"I kept telling Courtney that she should leave David and we can be roomies like the old days, but she just keeps on whining that she loves him and that CocoaPuff needs a father. I couldn't believe she could put anyone before my needs.

My publicist obviously hates me…I mean, Vince Vaughn? The public is never going to buy that I went from BRAD PITT to Vince Vaughn."

*snicker*

I think she should hire ET as her ghost writer.

Shit, I guess I gave too much away. I hope she still sends me my check.

nah.

pure BS

she has no reason and no time for a tell all.

i wish some real news would happen so all this crap gossip would go away. where are lilo and brit when you need them.

I will read it….only if et is the ghost writer.

How nice for you that your "job" allows you to openly and freely express your jealousy of people and use your imagination all at the same time!

the poor jen thing…wasnt made by her. SHES FINE.

its the tabloids made her a victim. and there is WAY more to this story than they could ever make up.

Brad and Ange need to be taken down a peg. maybe one of their babies will die.

yes i said what everyone is thinking…

Oh Joce, that's a horrible thing to…screw it, I'm with you. I'm so sick of all of these idiots telling Jen to get over it. I really have yet to see her give a tell-all or start crying about her divorce, the tabloids make it all up and idiots like these respond. Jen could care less what TMZ or E!News makes of her; she has her own life. She has class. That might want to be something that the blonde-haired, blue-eyed, goth wannabe, "I'm normal I swear it," publicity whore Angelina might want to pick up. I swear. Does she ever go to a foreign country or help ANYONE without ten cameras and a staff of her own personal cameras with her? How did Prince Harry manage to be in Afghanistan for months without anyone noticing, but Ange goes for one day to Pakistan and literally every newsstation is tuning in.

Last time I checked, Angelina was open about the fact that she felt like her fame could help a lot of people. Just sayin'…I also can't imagine her spending most of her time in god-forsaken places strictly for publicity. She doesn't exactly need it that bad.

And about Jennifer, I don't think she's crying over her divorce either. I think alot of it is made up…but, who really gives a damn what she is crying or not crying over? That's the question of the decade…

…i also don't wish death on ANYONE'S child…it's not their fault Brad and Angelina adopted them. They're entitled to what they get, fair and square.

man, jen fans are brutal. wishing death on a child because an actress you like got dumped for an actress you don't like, that's just fucked up.

People talk about "Brangeloonies," but damn people, you Jennifer Aniston psychos really take the cake.

That's disgusting Joce! No one was thinking that. Why would you wish death on a child that had nothing to do with the break-up? If that's your mentality then you need to get checked up because that's not even remotely funny.

Sugarmommamatch.com? Sign me up, Liu. Mostly because you said sugar baby, and Sugar Babies are delicious.

Anipychos?

Jen's been whining plenty on her own, she doesn't need the tabloids to make her the victim.

More…

"The scariest part of the breakup with Brad has been all of these bitter, hateful women that seem to want to identify with me. I just want to tell them to get up and take a shower, throw away those old, tear-streaked tissues and find another man already. Damn."

This book is going to be a tear jerker… sigh… Oh god … the suspense of the actual release date is now killing me. It's going to send a message out to all women scorned. I just know it! Be strong! Be fierce!
Although I've never been scorned… I feel your pain ladies. Seriously. Move on.

She's a pig, sorry, a sow.Couldn't keep Brad satisfied or for that matter any other man and wants to spoil it for everybody.Besides, she's not a great actress either.She became famous because se was married to Brad Pitt, not on her own.A pitiful picture of a woman and a human being.Shame on her.

No one believes Jennifer Aniston is going to waste her time writing a "tell all" book about her past life and her ex. Jennifer Aniston doesnt' strike me as a woman who cares a chyt about Angelina and Brad. Angelina has let all her secrets out herself, from stealing an engaged man (Billy Bob Thorton) from fiancee Laura Dern while she was out of the US filming, to her ongoing lesbian affair with Jenny Shimazu, to cutting herself to reach the big "O". What more can be said that could damage this nut case? Nada. As for Brad, well, i dont' think even he knows who he actually is. He has made a life out of morphing into the personality/style of whichever female he figures is big enough in the business to deserve his time and attention. I really believe all three are extremely different personalities, and types, and have moved on with their lives since three years ago. They are who and what they aspire to be, some look up and others love to wallow in the mud….

Joce, Oscar, stayzia and wildflower509, its really great that you care this much about people you dont know and will probably never meet. Its cute, ya know? Like pink eye on a pig. Its adorable.

IF this story is even true…good for her! everyone has the right to tell their story. and if she finds "closure" in the process…he he he…all the better for her.

I don't understand why there are rabid Team Angelina OR Team Jennifer people, period. People seem to hate Jen for her "whining", and yet, when in the past year have you heard/read an interview with her? People hate Angelina b/c she stole the man, but hey, that's life. I think it's a pretty boring story on both sides. I agree with the comment that it's the tabloids painting both women with dramatic brushes.

I don't hate Jen for her whining. I just can't stand Jennifer Aniston, and have felt that way since before she even met Brad Pitt. And yes, I've read interviews.

How a book could "ruin" Brad and Angelina is beyond me, though. It's not like people don't already know he cheated on Jennifer, or that Angelina's a homewrecker. Or that they're both more than a little off their rockers.

But they're both hot (Brad and Angelina), so who cares? Just look at them and enjoy.

Its all Jen's fault. She promised him "a lot of babies"then wouldnt give up her "career" or her figure. She couldnt compete with Angela. She's a self absorbed crybaby. How much money did she donate to charity this year.Answer zero!

Why has cheating been ok when our in a full relation ship with your wife. angilina is a bad seed from the beginning drugs to incest now every one thinks she great .saw her in a pub and drunk off her ass calling brad a joke yada yada. she just a scank

Who is Jennifer Anniston?

Aw..poor Jen, she's had it so rough. What the hell? I'm sick of everyone pinning her as the victim and calling her America's sweetheart. It's ridiculous. If anyone is America's sweetheart it should be Angelina Jolie herself, the woman is a UN Ambassador, adopts kids from all over the world practically AND she was recently spotted in Iraq wearing a bullet proof vest over her tummy helping refugees. Not to mention, the films Angelina has been in have been worth watching. What is honestly so great about Jennifer Aniston? I swear every time I try to watch her in a movie I can't get 'Rachel Green' out of my head, sorry Jen, you're not so convincing.

it's about time the REAL story comes out cuz we're all dumb tired of hearing the tabloids' side of the story.

P.S. JENNIFER ANISTON WILL ALWAYS BE MUCH MORE OF A WOMAN AND MUCH MORE OF A SWEETHEART THAN THE HOMEWRECKING WHORE OF ANGELINA WOULD EVER BE. NO DONATION IN THE WORLD WOULD HELP THAT UGLY THING.

GIVE IT UP JEN. BRAD IS HAPPY AND HAS GONE ON WITH HIS LIFE. LET HIM LIVE AND GET YOURSELF A LIFE.

I was raised to think REAL journalist & REAL reporters have the ability to do their job without forcing their personal opinion. They can tell a story and separate their opinion from the facts. Apparently that is another thing in life that we expect less of these days. The thing that this writer was unable to accomplish. This (Jen Aniston) is a successful, beautiful, and strong woman. She was caught up in, what i would imagine (i can point out my OPINION from fact), was a painful divorce aggrevated by it being constantly over publisized. I really liked both actresses but a homewrecker is a homewrecker, and a tramp is a tramp. Just because you give to charity and recognize suffering in children around the world doesnt mean you don't sleeep around, take other peoples live-in boyfriends (like with billy bob) or husbands (hence Brad Pitt). She is still beautiful and a good actress but a saint she ain't. Put yourself in jennifers shoes. We all want to throw stones and ya know what they say about glass houses. For the excellant (I use the term very loosly) writer of this article i think (a term expressing opinion)is a person that person probably looks in the mirror and sees a hag herself so she has to be bitter about someone who isn't. If you don't want to hear "Poor Jen" relieze your ability to NOT READ IT. But don't dog someone else, grow up, don't you rememeber if you don't have something nice to say don"t say it at all or at the very least state the words "In my opinion……" because if you feel so strongly about being right you don't mind people knowing that it's YOUR thoughts. P.S. Jennifer Anniston is my fav. actress and see with my opinion I am not afraid admit its mine not everyones.

I was raised to think REAL journalist & REAL reporters have the ability to do their job without forcing their personal opinion. They can tell a story and separate their opinion from the facts. Apparently that is another thing in life that we expect less of these days. The thing that this writer was unable to accomplish. This (Jen Aniston) is a successful, beautiful, and strong woman. She was caught up in, what i would imagine (i can point out my OPINION from fact), was a painful divorce aggrevated by it being constantly over publisized. I really liked both actresses but a homewrecker is a homewrecker, and a tramp is a tramp. Just because you give to charity and recognize suffering in children around the world doesnt mean you don't sleeep around, take other peoples live-in boyfriends (like with billy bob) or husbands (hence Brad Pitt). She is still beautiful and a good actress but a saint she ain't. Put yourself in jennifers shoes. We all want to throw stones and ya know what they say about glass houses. For the excellant (I use the term very loosly) writer of this article i think (a term expressing opinion)is a person that person probably looks in the mirror and sees a hag herself so she has to be bitter about someone who isn't. If you don't want to hear "Poor Jen" relieze your ability to NOT READ IT. But don't dog someone else, grow up, don't you rememeber if you don't have something nice to say don"t say it at all or at the very least state the words "In my opinion……" because if you feel so strongly about being right you don't mind people knowing that it's YOUR thoughts. P.S. Jennifer Anniston is my fav. actress and see with my opinion I am not afraid admit its mine not everyones.

Jennifer Aniston did not speak with her Mom for years and things are still rocky. Why? Because her mother wrote a tell all book about Jennifer with "Friends" in the title. I doubt seriously that Jennifer would be such a hyprocrite and turn around and write a tell all herself. Leave her alone; she has been through enough and has handled it very well.

If she says in the book that Brad did not want kids, whe will be lying…he said several times in interviews how much he wanted children and he did not want to wait…everyone needs to remember that this book is nothing but sour grapes by a bitter woman who is still jealous and envious of the happiness that Angelina and Brad have and that she did not give him while they were tigether.

I do not believe the poster who says they saw Angelina in a bar. Those are places she does NOT frequent. Stop spreading lies.

I agree with That Girl, Jose you need to seek mental health facilities ASAP and have yourself checked out. Wishing someone's, ANYONE'S, baby would die is sick. Really sick.

Well herbest friend says Jen dumped Brad because she lost intrest in him and was sick of all his BABY crap. If she writes a tell all book I will laugh my ass off because its going to be another OJ book full of lies from a B actress who just cannot face the fact the her movie train has moved on. The only reson she ever got parts was becaue she was Mrs. Brad Pitt. She can't act worth a damn.
For those too morons who hope a baby dies? May it be one of your own.? No child needs to be raised by a person that wishes another persons baby dies. Talk about trash!

NO jennidfers mother did NOT write a tell all book. She had an interview with someone and Jennifer had a fit and totally wrote her own mother off. She didn't invite her Mother to her wedding, man that should have been a BIG warning to Brad. Anyone who could raise a kid by herslef and give her everything she wantd and be treatd like that? That is what Jennifer is a spoiled selfish brat who treats her own mother like crap. I bey she would treat a kid the same way. Brad is lucky he bailed when he did.

Jen has been humping everything from her towel to her shower rod since her divorce…so, she seems a fairly content hag!!

Listen, jen and angelina situation is so complex. If jen did't want kids at the time well then she know what would of been the out come of the situation. Brad just said to himself other words "I'm getting old I need kids if she does't want to have kids then fine the next woman will." What are you crazy jennifer thats the first man out of many and I mean many men that I would say " You don't need to say it twice I be that open book just for you." Then as soon as MR.& Mrs. Smith came out that man said while he was reading the script "and who's co-staring in it, oh hell yeah from what I hear she's a freak(freak under the sheets) and she like's kids Oh yeah this is exactly my description." and those sexy scenes from that movie, need I say more. Jen sweety, you fu*#ked up.

sincerely a real persons point of view!!!

you guys are all losers