The most recent photos of Jen and Vince (ah, if only they had ever posed together for a picture, like even once) show Jen drowning her break-up sorrows in doggies while Vince drowns his in getting old.
According to Us Weekly, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are not only done, but have been for some time, and it wasn't exactly Jen's decision. (Don't feel bad, Jen, at least you're not Jessica "Dumped" Simpson.) Us reports:
After weeks of distance both emotional and real, the relationship ax fell the week of September 9 for Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A source close to Vaughn tells Us that the split happened just before the actor left for London to begin work on his holiday comedy, Joe Claus. “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore,” Vaughn told the insider September 13, adding that they solidified the breakup in a long phone conversation. “We’ve split up.”
Confirms an Aniston pal: “They’re 100 percent done.”
Soon afterward, Vaughn, 36, canceled plans for Aniston, 37, to visit him in London for a September 23 party, says the source. What went wrong? Sources tell Us that the relationship began to unravel almost immediately after Vaughn’s June 27 proposal to Aniston.
Well, on the bright side, now she'll probably never have to make a cameo in a bad Ben Stiller movie?
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it's a good thing jen has so many dogs to keep her company. she'll probably buy four more puppies, curl up on oprah's couch for nine days, drink tons of water, and sign on to 15 movies for '07. she'll be just fine.
Oh well. At least she still has the sunset and her girlfriends, you know, the ones that are loyal and always there for her. Because she's totally not needy. And doesn't require our pity. So may I suggest gleeful sarcasm?
She doesn't need Vince any more than she needed Brad. Go, Jen! Wish I could be part of her Girl Power group.
Good for Jennifer! Time to move on and make a TON more movies–Keep walking those puppydogs.
At least Jennifer has girlfriends unlike another actress who is known for having nobody but herself, the kids and whichever costar she's screwing at the moment.
Like this engagement ever was? I know Courtney Cox was for it.. Just the hell marry Vince, any Man, like I did, have and kid and let him do this thing, you do yours, like you usually do Jen?! was her kind advice.. BRAD really let me down. NOW my husband might get IDEAS! I gotta make sure he is never a success, awh never mind.
But Clever Jen said, hell no.. A baby? Hell no .. not even with BRAD! It's like i'd not smoke, drink or do my pot for years? Have to get fat and maybe get stretch marks?! Are you '***cking crazy Court?! Oh hell it's bad enough I gotta pretend I am so depresssed and sad a long time so his parents don't know I am somewhat happy and relieved, and that would be against my fan base to not care much! I mean I am making a fortune just sighing and timidly smiling now and then. Even the Pappa's are giving me a break.
On the male side. . I bet Brad was so miffed at Vince's betrayal? Come on marry her for like two years man, then you can skate off as a batchelor forever when you divorce. LIKE She don't need money. I gave her plenty, let her go after the publicity like she did after she left me.. just don't make a lot until after you completely her. Shuut your mouth and act sad. She's always laying around, doing a photo shoot or some quick movie or drugged up most of the time, hiding from the public so she can do her pot anyway and won't bother you much.. Vaughn, Oh yeah, this sucks., but Hey, I am not B. Brown okay, gonna be her jailbird patsy!"
Brad; I was in the clear forever if Jen even dared to make womanly effort to be attached towards any male but me, and left them too. Arrrgh!
Forget her, I did.. let's just let it all die out. They shake hands and head for a bar.
Like Cinderella's sisters figured out, when the shoe doesn't fit, don't try to force it.